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Good Morning, Drunkards!

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I'm baaack.
Didja miss me?
Didn't think so.

Anyway, I see you sidling away, your drink clasped tenderly in your sweaty paw--don't be like that. It was only a teeny-tiny nervous breakdown, so slight you'd hardly even know it from my ladylike demeanor. The worst part is the incarceration--that, and the restraints. How is a girl supposed to stir her cocktail?

And they don't even feed you real food. I want meat, mister! Preferably beef. Otherwise, I might get cranky. So, my fellow imbibers, what should do, in the event of? My advice is, refuse all drugs. They cause headaches. Smuggle in bourbon in root beer bottles. Or don't, depending on the size of your captors. Don't let the police get away with roughing you up. (Now I know why my father-in-law hated cops.)

Snarly haired and in my bathrobe, I remain
Your humble Savage
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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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Weclome baaack,

play Slayer and drink Bourbon
Drink!
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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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I actually mildly curious as you hadn't posted anything for a while. I agree with Oett. Play bourbon drink Slayer. Do both very loudly.

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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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Welcome back from "vacation". Pull up an Maker's and relax.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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speak of the whiskey swilling devil. I too wondered aloud what drunk tank had bars and balls strong enough to keep you as its tenant.

Glad to see you're back. Pull up to the bar, I'll order a round for the house.
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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Hey, I TRIED to get arrested. No dice. I was an irrational woman. So, thanks to covid, I spent time in the only joint that could take me: a rehab center. I saw the system in action: schizos being released because they were homeless poors, well-off housewives with insurance on indefinite hold--ahem--and all sorts of over-drugging and tobacco-pushing. (If you skip group, you can't go out for smoke break) I don't like being a drug zombie, and I don't smoke, so I was ten kinds of Karen assbitch all over the place. Under complain, there is a photo of me. (Not a flattering one) I know now to act "normal" at all times. Never let them see you crack. And lie. Lie your farking ass off. Save yourself. Anyway, the food stinks.
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Re: Good Morning, Drunkards!

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Hi savage
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.

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It's been a while

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What have I missed?
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best

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Re: It's been a while

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Not a thing.

Screamale took your first spot as best poster not on skype though

Aside from that we all do well.

How`s your landrover project doing?
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Re: It's been a while

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Where T.F. have you been? We were about to put a drunkard APB out on you but realized you aren't in America or Canadia. Not sure what Europeans do...send out the dogs?? Anyway glad to see you back. Sláinte!
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Re: It's been a while

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You missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
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Re: It's been a while

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:06 am
You missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
Cheers!
I'll have what he's having.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: It's been a while

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Last weekend has been a while, where`s Mr Viking?
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Re: It's been a while

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Patchez wrote:
Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:30 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 9:06 am
You missed about 157 rounds so next ones on you. We're all drinking Pappy Van Winkle's Family Reserve (23 yr.) in 64oz Styrofoam refillable "Big Gulp" cups with two ice cubes made of real frozen Kentucky branch water. With Krazy Straws.
Cheers!
I'll have what he's having.
Same.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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Re: It's been a while

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:37 pm
Last weekend has been a while, where`s Mr Viking?
Scandinavia?

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