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Happy Beerthday O High Spirited One!
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I will hoist many toasts in thy honor tonight.

Cheers!

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I will black out twice tonight to celebrate this occasion
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Cheers!
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Hells yes.


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This should be an international day of happy hour: from 7 to 7 minimum and more if the patrons are ordering drinks. Happy birthday ô First of the Drunken.
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Happy Birthday to the fella that made all of this possible. Frank started a board for Drunkards to express themselves without shame or self loathing. I relish the friendships I've made in this li'l nabe. I raise a glass in your honor and wish your glass to be ever bottomless and topped off immediately. Slainte!
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SLURRED be his name!

Cheers, sir.
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NYDingbat wrote:Happy Birthday to the fella that made all of this possible. Frank started a board for Drunkards to express themselves without shame or self loathing. I relish the friendships I've made in this li'l nabe. I raise a glass in your honor and wish your glass to be ever bottomless and topped off immediately. Slainte!
This makes me moist.... around the eyes you pervs. You included NYD.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank

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Mr Boozificator wrote:This should be an international day of happy hour: from 7 to 7...
Actually, it should be a U.N. Mandated Worldwide Day (meaning a full 24 hours) of Endrunkenment*.

With offerings of booze made to the Great One: FKR (slurred be his name)!

It will also be made law that on World Endrunkenment Day, oettinger will SHUT UP!

*On this UN World Endrunkenment Day, it shall be made lawful that pedestrians will be randomly breathalysed and any who fall under the limit will be forced to go and do the crappy jobs that keep society ticking-over.
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happy birthday. Your magazine and its assorted entrails have helped me through some rough times. I got really drunk on friday. Didn't realise at the time but will now claim it was in your honour
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Our Father, who art in the bar, hallowed be his--wait, more bourbon, please.
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Savage wrote:Our Father, who art in the bar, hallowed be his--wait, more bourbon, please.
I almost atomized some rum at that, but recovered in the nick of time.
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Drink up and be somebody!

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Frank Kelly Rich, at a mere seventy-seven years of age, manages to maintain a gentle buzz at all times, while occasionally churning out a magazine of startling brilliance. He also raises pedigreed canaries, which he feeds to his Komodo dragon, saving the uneaten leftovers for himself, of course. He is a handsome man, who blushingly admits to myriad plastic surgeries, some experimental, such as the one in which he had his nose replaced with a nozzle for beer. He now breathes out of his left ear, causing him to shout, "What? What?" if you happen to be on his wrong side.
He is doing well, and wishes you to know that he has no need of birthday presents of any kind. Instead, he asks that you donate cash to the Give a Drunk a Drink foundation. Be assured, that your donations will provide alcohol to deserving homeless (or simply broke) drunks across the United States, and, possibly Canada, if we get enough bucks. Give generously. God Bless.
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