Happy Cheersday to the Original MD, FKR!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Happy Beerthday O High Spirited One!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
I will hoist many toasts in thy honor tonight.
Cheers!
Cheers!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
This should be an international day of happy hour: from 7 to 7 minimum and more if the patrons are ordering drinks. Happy birthday ô First of the Drunken.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Happy Birthday to the fella that made all of this possible. Frank started a board for Drunkards to express themselves without shame or self loathing. I relish the friendships I've made in this li'l nabe. I raise a glass in your honor and wish your glass to be ever bottomless and topped off immediately. Slainte!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
SLURRED be his name!
Cheers, sir.
Cheers, sir.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
This makes me moist.... around the eyes you pervs. You included NYD.NYDingbat wrote:Happy Birthday to the fella that made all of this possible. Frank started a board for Drunkards to express themselves without shame or self loathing. I relish the friendships I've made in this li'l nabe. I raise a glass in your honor and wish your glass to be ever bottomless and topped off immediately. Slainte!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Actually, it should be a U.N. Mandated Worldwide Day (meaning a full 24 hours) of Endrunkenment*.Mr Boozificator wrote:This should be an international day of happy hour: from 7 to 7...
With offerings of booze made to the Great One: FKR (slurred be his name)!
It will also be made law that on World Endrunkenment Day, oettinger will SHUT UP!
*On this UN World Endrunkenment Day, it shall be made lawful that pedestrians will be randomly breathalysed and any who fall under the limit will be forced to go and do the crappy jobs that keep society ticking-over.
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
happy birthday. Your magazine and its assorted entrails have helped me through some rough times. I got really drunk on friday. Didn't realise at the time but will now claim it was in your honour
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Our Father, who art in the bar, hallowed be his--wait, more bourbon, please.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
I almost atomized some rum at that, but recovered in the nick of time.Savage wrote:Our Father, who art in the bar, hallowed be his--wait, more bourbon, please.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Drink up and be somebody!
**clink**
**clink**
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Happy Birthday, Frank
Frank Kelly Rich, at a mere seventy-seven years of age, manages to maintain a gentle buzz at all times, while occasionally churning out a magazine of startling brilliance. He also raises pedigreed canaries, which he feeds to his Komodo dragon, saving the uneaten leftovers for himself, of course. He is a handsome man, who blushingly admits to myriad plastic surgeries, some experimental, such as the one in which he had his nose replaced with a nozzle for beer. He now breathes out of his left ear, causing him to shout, "What? What?" if you happen to be on his wrong side.
He is doing well, and wishes you to know that he has no need of birthday presents of any kind. Instead, he asks that you donate cash to the Give a Drunk a Drink foundation. Be assured, that your donations will provide alcohol to deserving homeless (or simply broke) drunks across the United States, and, possibly Canada, if we get enough bucks. Give generously. God Bless.
He is doing well, and wishes you to know that he has no need of birthday presents of any kind. Instead, he asks that you donate cash to the Give a Drunk a Drink foundation. Be assured, that your donations will provide alcohol to deserving homeless (or simply broke) drunks across the United States, and, possibly Canada, if we get enough bucks. Give generously. God Bless.
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