Daylight Savings Time

A place for general talk.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

User avatar
Savage
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 25434
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go

Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by Savage »

Spring forward, Fall back. I always get it confused, because Fall forward sounds like most of my nights.
like tears in rain

Palinka (RIP)
Moderator
Posts: 9790
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
Location: In The Liquor Cabinet

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by Palinka (RIP) »

The UK has until the 29th March before we have to start fiddling with our clocks. So, looking on the brightside, I guess that this puts you an closer to us and Europe.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
ImageImage

User avatar
whiskeyprick
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8758
Joined: Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:10 pm
Location: the campfire

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by whiskeyprick »

What time does it actually happen? some of us have to work in the morning, not me, of course.
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald

User avatar
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12701
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by ThirstyDrunk »

Wait...what?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

User avatar
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14308
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by oettinger »

My clock just went from friday to sunday. What happened?
Drink!
Image
Image

User avatar
JimLahey
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2104
Joined: Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:32 pm
Location: Sunnyvale Trailerpark

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by JimLahey »

This is bullshit man.

User avatar
Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5087
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
Location: Nearest tiki lounge

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by Lush City »

I want to report a stolen hour of drinking. It's nothing but self imposed jet lag. Your body obeys the sun and it's position in the sky. Today my meals and bedtime have been pushed ahead an hour. But when you are toasted... meh!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Image

User avatar
oldsmartskunk
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 919
Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:07 am

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by oldsmartskunk »

Fuck the clocks and change your socks once in a while. You drunken sexy bastards!

Palinka (RIP)
Moderator
Posts: 9790
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:29 pm
Location: In The Liquor Cabinet

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by Palinka (RIP) »

JimLahey wrote:This is bullshit man.
Are you going for that "Bulldog" Briscoe" feel?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
ImageImage

User avatar
Savage
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 25434
Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:16 am
Location: All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by Savage »

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
like tears in rain

User avatar
Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5087
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pm
Location: Nearest tiki lounge

Re: Oops, almost forgot to change our clocks

Post by Lush City »

Wow! It's Wednesday and I still can't sleep for shit. So, I got sloshed and I'm sloshed now and will just find refuge at Blackout Island.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Image

User avatar
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12701
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia

TURNYOURCLOCKSBACK!

Post by ThirstyDrunk »

No wait not yet stop we should do it all at once.
Fall back is so much more agreeable to my lifestyle.
wait for me to tel you then we'll all set up our time thing
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

User avatar
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 10728
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Republic of Drunkardia

Re: TURNYOURCLOCKSBACK!

Post by Badfellow »

Wait, What Time Is It?

I don't believe in clocks anyway. They're tools of the regime, and in bars they're always set at least 20 minutes ahead.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
Dear Booze
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2516
Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm

Re: TURNYOURCLOCKSBACK!

Post by Dear Booze »

Refusing to set my clock back kind of makes me "from the future". And if I do it now I'm afraid I might "send a ripple through time itself".

Related, women don't care about mysterious rips in the space-time continuum. Nor what may happen if they don't have sex with me, right here, right now.
DRINK!

User avatar
RIPT2.0
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 733
Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:25 pm
Location: Seventh Circle of Hell

Re: TURNYOURCLOCKSBACK!

Post by RIPT2.0 »


Post Reply