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Re: Tomorrow is a special day...

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ThurstonDrunk wrote:Funny h9ow this thread devolves to a plan for world domination.
But I guess if it involves negotiations involving chicks and booze i guess it's alright i dont know what the fuck am i in th u n
fuck yeah, you're in bring the candy. bring it!
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The President said potable
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ThurstonDrunk wrote:Funny h9ow this thread devolves to a plan for world domination.
But I guess if it involves negotiations involving chicks and booze i guess it's alright i dont know what the fuck am i in th u n
I prefer to call it "global rational governance by ME!".
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
ThurstonDrunk wrote:Funny h9ow this thread devolves to a plan for world domination.
But I guess if it involves negotiations involving chicks and booze i guess it's alright i dont know what the fuck am i in th u n
I prefer to call it "global rational governance by ME!".
Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains or just Dr. Doom?

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Re: Tomorrow is a special day...

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Bur wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:
ThurstonDrunk wrote:Funny h9ow this thread devolves to a plan for world domination.
But I guess if it involves negotiations involving chicks and booze i guess it's alright i dont know what the fuck am i in th u n
I prefer to call it "global rational governance by ME!".
Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains or just Dr. Doom?
Doom is just a copy of Fatalis.
My ideas mainly come from the bottle.
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I stand corrected.

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Wingman wrote:somebody say salmon, wine, and scandinavian chicks?

the coastal empire wishes to create a troika. we have access to good bourbon, and shrimp, and belles. i'm sure we can come to an accord.
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Re: Tomorrow is a special day...

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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Negroleptic wrote:One may always trust in the hedonism of the French! But perhaps we could compromise for the british women instead, it's easier for us, and closer to you.

Btw: it struck me just know that there are no emoticons on this board. Good thing, that crap is just vulgar.
The problem is: your ancestors raided UK time and again already, and they took soooo many gorgeous girls to your side of the sea back then. The most beautiful girls now all seem to be living in Scotland and Ireland.
Well thank you, Boozie! I choose to glom onto that compliment - only 2nd generation American - grandparents from the highlands of Scotland then Nova Scotia, Canada on Pop's side, County Kerry, Ireland on Ma's side. I think I've told ya how we duped Robert the Bruce into giving our castles and whatnot back by marrying his granddaughters. Crafty bastards. He had taken all the stuff away because my ancestors were the same recalcitrant assholes I am. They didn't give a flea's ass who was running Scotland and were no help in the battle against England - they had the clan system in the highlands.
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More importantly, as in your country, 11/11 is a day of honor here - it's Veterans' Day here. We have services and parades and tributes. God bless them and God bless you. We have a coupla hundred years of cooperation - hopefully it'll continue.
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Veteran's Day Weekend

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Does anyone remember Shawn Timothy Nelson, the 35-year-old Army veteran who stole a Patton tank from a National Guard Armory in San Diego and went on a joy ride back in 1995?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUoUKEIGoo
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Hey! That guy is my uncle! Not really though, but I wish he was so that I could borrow his tank.
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Re: Veteran's Day Weekend

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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Nov 11, 2017 9:54 am
Hey! That guy is my uncle! Not really though, but I wish he was so that I could borrow his tank.
Tanks for reminding me of that Hilarious American Hero.

Gone too soon.
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Re: Veteran's Day Weekend

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They revoced his driver`s liscense as punishment
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Re: Veteran's Day Weekend

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All veterans should be allowed to do that with no repercussions. Veterans Day only.
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Re: Veteran's Day Weekend

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I was married for four years, does this make me eliglible?
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