The Anti-Bucket List - Stuff we never want to do again
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No regrets. Wathever horrible things i've tried - i would do them again, but with a different attitude.
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Southern Comfort. Never again.
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Southern Comfort is the official drink of the Anti-Bucket List.
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Well go to jail, but then I would need to stop doing things that can get me arrested, you see bad decisions make for good stories, after all, no one ever got famous by saying, or writing, "after a beer I went home and went to bed"
OK but then I'd rather never again listen to Yoko Ono or Bjork sing, so there's that
I guess some other stuff, but I can't think of it right now
OK but then I'd rather never again listen to Yoko Ono or Bjork sing, so there's that
I guess some other stuff, but I can't think of it right now
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I bought a case for the store back in 2020 (maybe this should be in the CoVID thread) but the fireball kids never caught on to it. Brought a bottle home and it wasn't as bad as I remember back in college. Just checked the fridge in the man cave, still half left.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 8:35 amI'll start with the simple and obvious. I will never drink MD 2020 or any of that crappy type schtuff again.
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I would drink MD 20/20 again. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I would drink it. It’s better than listening to Bjork.
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I`d actually love to try MD2020. It`s like a you`d like to visit the vatican and try MD 2020 on things you do before you die list
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I thought everyone drank orange MD2020 and listened to Bjork.
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Never again would I want to entertain the idea of a mash-up called Bjorko Ono. Bjork makes my ears bleed. Yoko Ono make me want to commit seppuku.
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Foods I NEVER want to try again!!!
*Uni- at the top of the list, it’s the gonads of a sea urchin served as raw sushi to unsuspecting jackwagons. Any coincidence that uni and Yoko Ono are both Japanese? I don’t think so.
*Pickled shark- tastes like piss as sharks quite literally excrete piss through their skins (fun fact to tell a kid who loves sharks). Is it any coincidence that Bjork and pissy fermented shark are both Icelandic? I don’t think so.
*Lutefisk- a traditional Norwegian dish of codfish preserved and completely fucked up with salt and lye. Tastes like soapy, mushy cod with hints of mothball. Served as the inspiration for Edvard Munch’s painting The Scream. God, I hath ate it and know Thy wrath.
*Hungry Man Salisbury Steak Frozen Dinner- I don’t care how hungry you are, man. It’s a mistake.
*Banquet or Swanson brand Frozen Pot Pies- another grave culinary error. Made from wood shavings and meat refused by Taco Bell.
*Deviled ham- it says "vile" right on the label, dingus.
*Mexican MREs- a combat ration manufactured for the Mexican armed forces but with the same famous, diarrhea-inducing qualities as the tap water.
*Trinidad 7 Pot chili pepper- north of 1,000,000 Scoville units. Never, never, never, again. It’s what caused most of my brain damage.
*Uni- at the top of the list, it’s the gonads of a sea urchin served as raw sushi to unsuspecting jackwagons. Any coincidence that uni and Yoko Ono are both Japanese? I don’t think so.
*Pickled shark- tastes like piss as sharks quite literally excrete piss through their skins (fun fact to tell a kid who loves sharks). Is it any coincidence that Bjork and pissy fermented shark are both Icelandic? I don’t think so.
*Lutefisk- a traditional Norwegian dish of codfish preserved and completely fucked up with salt and lye. Tastes like soapy, mushy cod with hints of mothball. Served as the inspiration for Edvard Munch’s painting The Scream. God, I hath ate it and know Thy wrath.
*Hungry Man Salisbury Steak Frozen Dinner- I don’t care how hungry you are, man. It’s a mistake.
*Banquet or Swanson brand Frozen Pot Pies- another grave culinary error. Made from wood shavings and meat refused by Taco Bell.
*Deviled ham- it says "vile" right on the label, dingus.
*Mexican MREs- a combat ration manufactured for the Mexican armed forces but with the same famous, diarrhea-inducing qualities as the tap water.
*Trinidad 7 Pot chili pepper- north of 1,000,000 Scoville units. Never, never, never, again. It’s what caused most of my brain damage.
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Deviled ham smells like cat food for humans. I should know I ate enough of it in my younger pre drunkard days. Why did I try it again as an adult? I'm an idiot. That's why.
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You dumb fuck. Me tooscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:06 pmham smells like humans. I should know I ate enough of it. I try it again as an adult I'm an idiot.
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Cheers to being full blown retards.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:16 pmYou dumb fuck. Me tooscream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:06 pmham smells like humans. I should know I ate enough of it. I try it again as an adult I'm an idiot.
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There’s a lot of full blown retardation going around. Cheers.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 6:03 pmCheers to being full blown retards.oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:16 pmI ❤️ cat food! Especially wet cat food! On a pizza or in a casserole (I call it a cats-serole) it is sehr gut!scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:06 pmDeviled ham smells like cat food for humans. I should know I ate enough of it in my younger pre drunkard days. Why did I try it again as an adult? I'm an idiot. That's why.
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