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ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
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by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Mar 31, 2022 9:40 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:49 am
I will have you know he owns a very fashionable, well worn drinking poncho capable of repelling vomit, insults and various other ejected materials.
Any of you jackwagon sumbitches who ain’t gonna drink with me n’ Thirsty is gonna fight with me n’ Thirsty. Gawddamnit.
Shit I almost forgot about my Tejas drinking uniform, sent to me by a fine Texas drunkard. I had to hide it away, it scared the locals.
And yeah, it's drink or fight, your choice.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:45 pm
Beautiful
you should read in front of kids
Drink!
Hugh
King Cockeyed
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Location: San Diego CA
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by Hugh » Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:08 pm
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
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by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Apr 02, 2022 1:43 am
scream ale wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 30, 2022 5:13 pm
Hugh wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:27 am
Thirsty Drunk only owns one shirt. A goddamb vneck buttonup.
Sometimes you gotta make the choice between flashy clothes and rye whiskey.
It's funny because it's TRUE.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
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by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Apr 02, 2022 1:48 am
A drink and a poem, that is inspiring.
Cheers Hugh
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Apr 02, 2022 2:48 am
This is great stuff Hugh!
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sun Apr 03, 2022 7:00 am
Yeah Thirsty, your turn
Drink!
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow » Tue Apr 05, 2022 5:52 pm
The world is full of lowlifes. And drinks.
ພາສາລາວ NONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATURE ພາສາລາວ
Hugh
King Cockeyed
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by Hugh » Tue Aug 02, 2022 12:26 am
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
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Location: Xenia
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by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Aug 03, 2022 3:15 pm
Is that HAM? Ooooh I luv ham.
You know you lifted that ham while I was being hassled
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Aug 13, 2022 1:16 pm
That`s not ranch, it`s mayonnaise you stole from a passed out bum. He used it as an ashtray, hence the spicy flavour.
But I have to agree, it goes well with ham
Drink!