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Re: Drinking Man III

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:21 pm
I would love to go to this, but I have some video tapes to return.
Scotch enthusiast and fellow VHSer?

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Currently there's 4 motel rooms available at the party. More coming.

The band cancelled so I need musical suggestions!

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slushfund wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:23 am
Welcome to Motel 6, my name is Don. Haven’t spoken in years, but how may I chain you to the radiator?
Great stuff there. Thanks.

Scream Ale had a Mötorhead cover band called Scrëmøellenoggin that might drop their socks in your washing machine. Otherwise it’s all a bit short notice. How do you feel about huffing ayahuasca through a hollowed turkey bone?
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Re: Drinking Man III

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slushfund wrote:
Wed Apr 13, 2022 8:23 am
Currently there's 4 motel rooms available at the party. More coming.

The band cancelled so I need musical suggestions!
It sounds like a shitty party. So put me down for one NO.

fuck!

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Re: Drinking Man III

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Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.

I know that your 94-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!



(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)

(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')




(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
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Re: Drinking Man III

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I'm uncomfortable with the knowledge that Jimmy is a professional cuckold.

Party sounds good though, I like the sound 20 years' worth of booze.
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Re: Drinking Man III

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 am
Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.

I know that your 14-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!



(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)

(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')




(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
Yeahhhhh... Rye, buddy, I suggest rereading what you posted and consider editing your admission to sex with a minor.
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Keeping it extra creepy. This is the sketchiest Drinking Man thread ever.

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Re: Drinking Man III

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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:59 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 am
Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.

I know that your 14-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!



(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)

(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')




(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)
Yeahhhhh... Rye, buddy, I suggest rereading what you posted and consider editing your admission to sex with a minor.

Yeah...You see, I wrote the first part at one point


waited 20 minutes



wrote the second part


don't think it worked out as well as I had hoped.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Drinking Man III

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 am
Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.

I know that your 94-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!



(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)

(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')




(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)

Matter fact, I don't know what you're talking about

Looks perfectly fine to me
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Drinking Man III

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Aside from being a fuckstain on bed sheets of society, it is also well known that Jimmy Lester does speak fluent jive. He barely speaks English as is outside of the expletive vernacular.
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Re: Drinking Man III

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:11 am
Rye and Coke wrote:
Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:18 am
Alright Jimmy, there's no reason to be an asshole.

I know that your 1494-year-old Asian girlfriend just left you... and for your brother no less!



(And by 'your' brother, I mean 'a' brother)

(And by 'a brother, I mean 'me')




(And by 'an asshole', I mean 'I'm fucking your girl)

Matter fact, I don't know what you're talking about

Looks perfectly fine to me
Just take the middle, that`s 54. Still kind of on the rough side of the bar
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Re: Drinking Man III

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Big News...

The Cowboy Jubkies will play at Booza Palooza!

My buddy, Joe Reinertz, is the director of the North American Concert Promoters Association (NACPA) and knows the band pretty well. They will be in Las Vegas that week and have agreed to play for us for free!
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Re: Drinking Man III

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Holy shit! Joe just called to tell me the Violent Fucking Femmes are going to play at Booza Palooza! Gordon Gano and Brian Ritchie will be joined by John Sparrow. Turns out, they are old friends of The Cowboy Junkies.
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Re: Drinking Man III

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slushfund wrote:
Sat Apr 02, 2022 4:01 pm
western Massachusetts
I have a cousin there that works as a prostitute, I should ask her to bring some friends
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