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Team Modern Drunkard?

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Are you shitting me? Get off my lawn!
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Hahahahah yeah really
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Of course Team Modern Drunkard because if you add "Team" in front of stuff, then you can say "Fuck Yeah!" afterwards to emphasize how bad ass it is.

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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Didn't they have Drunkard and Boozetown baseball jerseys in Drunkard Gear for a while?
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:46 am
Didn't they have Drunkard and Boozetown baseball jerseys in Drunkard Gear for a while?
Really, last items I saw were undies and bedsheets, maybe some towls
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:35 am
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:46 am
Didn't they have Drunkard and Boozetown baseball jerseys in Drunkard Gear for a while?
Really, last items I saw were undies and bedsheets, maybe some towls
Undies and bedsheets? Aww, yer kidding, right? Though novelty items... I imagine how nice it would be to light up an MDM pillar candle that smells like Makers. But then Grumpy might wake up to pee at four am and find me on the floor, gnawing on a wax cylinder. Too embarrassing!
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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A full moon must be glowing
As we have no way of knowing
Which way the booze is flowing
While Bacchus keeps bestowing
And the mushrooms keep on growing
And the old crow keeps on crowing
Though there's no damn way of knowing
Which way the drink is flowing
Or even if it's slowing
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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And I can justify the above statement with song too. Sorry, no dance.
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:15 pm
A full moon must be glowing
As we have no way of knowing
Which way the booze is flowing
While Bacchus keeps bestowing
And the mushrooms keep on growing
And the old crow keeps on crowing
Though there's no damn way of knowing
Which way the drink is flowing
Or even if it's slowing
You, in theory at least, could go on forever. But it will always end with a scream. And then (if you are to survive) the superego stops the boat.
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Hmm






drunk minds collude


Oh, that was a headache. My bad

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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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Savage wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:08 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:15 pm
A full moon must be glowing
As we have no way of knowing...

You, in theory at least, could go on forever. But it will always end with a scream. And then (if you are to survive) the superego stops the boat.
End with a scream, end with a scream
And I would show you 31 flavors ice cream...
Stop with id, stop with id,
And the superego I.D.s us,

Yes? No? Mayhap n' maybeso?

Just a dream, do I say?
Without looking at Roget's through the window,
Come with you, come with me,
Rutger Hauer, tannenhaüser,
Tears in the rain know no pain,
But empathy
Knows a limitless accompany
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Re: Team Modern Drunkard?

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This all sounds way better sang in the key of Gene Wilder.
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New T-shirt - MDM

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My inbox received an email from Modern Drunkard about a customized t-shirt offer. As I was in the market for a new t-shirt... I dropped onto the gear site and put together what I thought would be marvelous addition to my supply of t-shirts.

Nice left breast emblem, rocker on one sleeve, Glorious Bastards on the other, and a quippy saying plastered across the back.

Paid via my Prime account and in an amazingly short period of time... It showed up at my door.

"Wait", I thought to myself... "That came entirely too quickly. Even prom date sex isn't THAT quick. It's going to be shit quality and it'll end up as a garage rag... I just know it..."

I carefully cut open the package and withdrew the t-shirt.

The fabric was surprisingly thick. The stitching well done. The printing of the various designs thick and quality feeling.

"What the fuck?" I asked myself in bewilderment. "How the hell did a bunch of drunks put together such a marvelous garment in such a short period of time?"

I tried it on... Figuring that even though I ordered a 2X, it was probably still Chinese sizing... To my further amazement, it fit like a glove.

I needed a quick bourbon to steady my nerves... This was completely unprecedented. What does this mean for the World? Is this a sign of the End Times? Or does this presage a glorious new Dawn and a promise of hope for some unforeseen future?

*This is not a paid endorsement and I have ZERO contact with the owners of MDM. Just me being, well, me...*
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Re: New T-shirt - MDM

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Marvelous. Thank you for sharing this RDC! Well done FKR and staff. I must investigate for myself because I am also due for some new wardrobe. And I really facking hate Chinese sizing. Us 'murrican's need at least 2 sizes up. I think the Chinese call it FFAS instead of XXL. Fat Fuck American Size.
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