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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:How many fry pans do you need????

I have 2 cast iron ones. 10 inch, and 12 inch. I wanted a 15 incher, but it was too heavy for me to lift. I have enough trouble with 12 inches; gives me carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Savage Swiller wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:How many fry pans do you need????

I have 2 cast iron ones. 10 inch, and 12 inch. I wanted a 15 incher, but it was too heavy for me to lift. I have enough trouble with 12 inches; gives me carpal tunnel syndrome.
No comment whatsoever :twisted:
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Tartan, thank you for dragging my mind into the gutter...put a smile on my face.
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fdoosey wrote:Tartan, thank you for dragging my mind into the gutter...put a smile on my face.
You're very welcome, mine doesn't bother coming out of the gutter anymore :twisted:
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Savage Swiller wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:How many fry pans do you need????

I have 2 cast iron ones. 10 inch, and 12 inch. I wanted a 15 incher, but it was too heavy for me to lift. I have enough trouble with 12 inches; gives me carpal tunnel syndrome.

Over 8 inches, I have to call Savage to help.
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You guys keep talking nasty like this and I'm going to have to do something about it.
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Savage Swiller wrote:You guys keep talking nasty like this and I'm going to have to do something about it.
You're too busy with Heywood Jablowmi to do anything about anything.
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Doesn't take much to lower the tone, does it :twisted:
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LuckyStrikes wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:You guys keep talking nasty like this and I'm going to have to do something about it.
You're too busy with Heywood Jablowmi to do anything about anything.

Twat'dja say, hun?
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All this, and in the middle of the afternoon, nonetheless!

Disgraceful!

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Why don't you go find Amanda Hugankiss!?

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Frankennietzsche wrote:All this, and in the middle of the afternoon, nonetheless!

Disgraceful!

I'm sorry Papa! I'll be good. It's that nasty old Lucky's fault. You know, she snuck out the window again last night to go to the wharf. I don't believe that she's just visiting a sick friend, not for one minute.

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Savage Swiller wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:All this, and in the middle of the afternoon, nonetheless!

Disgraceful!

I'm sorry Papa! I'll be good. It's that nasty old Lucky's fault. You know, she snuck out the window again last night to go to the wharf. I don't believe that she's just visiting a sick friend, not for one minute.

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Post by Savage »

You're very punny today. dear sister/ and I meant to tell you earlier, your lab tests came back. (postitive, negative, positive, positive, positive, not sure, negative, whoops!, positive, positive, what the hell! ?--we've never seen That before!, and positive.)
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disgraceful you say? no drunkard is ever disgraceful. they may be faced, sloppy, after his grandma's panties, but never disgraceful
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