Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles

hossthomas · Post by **hossthomas** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:00 am

that's awesome, savage. halloween is also a big deal at our household, me and the wife always go all out. i'm about to put the finishin touches on out decorations and get my costume together to scare the shit out of the kiddies when they come bummin for candy. it's cold as hell here and cloudy though,there's a good possibility that it'll snow too. i'm really hopin not though, hate to see my favorite holiday spoiled.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:50 am

Savage wrote:So, Halloween is a huge thing, here at the Big Pink Pile of Stucco. The old man told them at work, Hey, I'm off on Monday. He got some shit for that, and he told them, "It's a holiday"

They said, What? So he showed them his camera phone pics of our place. They shut up. In a few hours, the old fart will be up to prepare for the big day. Yay!

Now I just have to get them to understand that my birthday constitutes a day of worship (religious holiday) for Grumpy.

Grumpy is definitely the only one I shall accept to marry the daughters of.
You're welcome Ma.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:10 am

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peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:09 am

Savage wrote:http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=65977

Lt Commander Scott: "Cap'n, the warp drive and the matter-anti-matter converter can't take much more of this...the turkey...it's gonna blow...we gotta shut her down!"

Captain Kirk: "Steady as she goes, Mr Scott...give me more steam for this bird...and throw in a few more dilithium crystals while you're at it!"

Dr McCoy: "He's dead, Jim...the turkey's dead!"

Mr Spock: "For once I agree with Dr McCoy, Jim. In this case, the good doctor's logic is irrefutably sound."

waahoohah · Post by **waahoohah** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:20 pm

After watching that, I will never be able to get Shatner whispering, "where's the dingle-dangle?" out of my head.

Ever.

Post by **Judge** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:57 pm

waahoohah wrote:After watching that, I will never be able to get Shatner whispering, "where's the dingle-dangle?" out of my head.

Ever.

"Oh MY!"

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:14 am

Torky frayah! Ahm gonna try thayut! It even has the dingle-dangle! Funny thing, Grumpy has yet to fry a turkey in that thing. He did fry a mess of lobsters, which my daughter cried about, and became vegetarian on the spot.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:04 am

Only to go to sleep again, for maybe three-something hours. Life is so predictable, here in the big pink pile of stucco.

and i only came up here because he was making noises like a choking moose. i would love to go to bed, but those noises, i mean, sounds like a broken garbage disposer. damn.

One for the Frog · Post by **One for the Frog** » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:23 pm

Savage wrote:The Terminator is about to become governor of California.

NOT AGAIN!

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:23 am

It is so calm and peaceful here right now. Tomorrow we are going to take a mental health break and just fart around, antiquing and eating and drinking. Time enough on the following days for grass cutting, elder caring, and so forth.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:38 am

Savage wrote:It is so calm and peaceful here right now. Tomorrow we are going to take a mental health break and just fart around, antiquing and eating and drinking. Time enough on the following days for grass cutting, elder caring, and so forth.

Send the Marine to the CCC, of course, it's a bit rough for a whimsy (taunting) American soldier there, but it is good fun.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:40 am

I hate when they resurrect the dead. I only though we were in hell, when we had that stupid Austrian actor in office. Now, we have Obama 2, and the shit has only begun to hit the fan. And by the way, we still have Jerry Brown, on his fourth round of grinding the state of California into the dirt. shit. i'll lie still. aim for my head.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:24 pm

Savage wrote:...we still have Jerry Brown...

California Uber Alles! Anyone?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:02 am

We added to the pile of antique or otherwise junk in the big pink pink of stucco, but we ate in a mall food court. >gasp, shudder< It was almost like we were Walmart folks. Did you know, there are people who go out in public with their ass cracks showing? Oh my goodness! I had the vapors, and Grumpy was just barely able to revive me with a canteen of Makers.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:06 am

I'd go to Canada, but it's cold, and a cliche. How come no one ever says, "Sheeit, my candidate didn't win. I'm going to the Fiji Islands!"

Lady Savage's Grumpy Chronicles

Re: This is why I love the Grumpy

Re: This is why I love the Grumpy

I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatner

Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne

Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne

Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne

Re: I bought Grumpy this.Too bad it did not come with Shatne

Ooh, the Grumpy just woke up.

Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

Grumpy says, "Snooorrr"

Re: Grumpy says, "Snooorrr"

Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

Re: Grumpy says, "Snooorrr"

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