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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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Savage wrote:I'd go to Canada, but it's cold, and a cliche. How come no one ever says, "Sheeit, my candidate didn't win. I'm going to the Fiji Islands!"
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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You know, I'm waiting for Obama's new excuse. He can't blame today's mess on the guy that came before him. (Like he did for the last four years) No, he has to man up and accept responsibility for the shit pile America is in. I didn't much like Mitt, but I voted for change. Instead I got four more years of the crap I already got. I swear, I'd vote for the Missus. She seems to have better sense than her dumbass husband.
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I disagree.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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i say he still blames his predicessor...or however you spell that. key and peele did a skit on it...or maybe they just should. NO! it was w. kwhatshizname bell. 2nd term obama blames 1st term obama.

wait, dont' you live in cali? why did you bother to vote at all?

(just kidding: i live in ga., and i voted.)

australia is the new canada. it's nice, and the people are tan and fit. and they kinda speak english, and care less than the canadians about 'merican politics.

The Redhead voted for her clintonness in the primarys, lo these 4 years ago...looks like she's either truly retiring, or gonna run in the next time. chick got old; she's been working harder than his barryness, or any of her predicessors, for that matter. or however you spell that.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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I vote because I am an eternal optimist, with paranoid delusions and fear what our country could become without the (apparently limited) power of the ballot. Also, they give me a pen to mark the ballot, instead of my usual crayon.
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At least you are spared the horror of a coalition government run by toffs who don't do cash (they havr people who deal with that sort of thing) and are, literally, in bed with the fucking Murdoch run media and just fall in line with his fucking satanic majesty's wishes and fuck the rest of us. All politicians should be ritually slaughtered to ensure a good year's harvest! The old ways are sometimes the best ways. Let's all go to Tir Nan Og!
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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I voted for Shirley Chisholm.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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I vote for me. True, I am often inebriated, but I have good sense, and don't want to destroy anyone, except for bad people, who should implode immediately. Also, chocolate for everyone at breakfast, to go with their champagne.
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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Savage wrote:...don't want to destroy anyone, except for bad people...
Sorry, but I am sometimes 'bad people', so you've lost my vote.
See how difficult politics is?
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Re: Philosophy, by Grumpy Old Man

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Palinka wrote:
Savage wrote:...don't want to destroy anyone, except for bad people...
Sorry, but I am sometimes 'bad people', so you've lost my vote.
See how difficult politics is?
You are not bad people, you silly old thing. Together, or maybe with some other people with brains, we could rule the world.

(or should I have omitted that word, "other"?)
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Let's us give Grumpy a big hand

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He installed a chin-up bar, so don't have to look forward to bingo wings. Yes, it was upon my request, as I had been fearing the coming flab, but still, he did it. I am going to encourage him to use it, lest he get flabby old man titties. * So, it is a win-win.
*Not that he has anything like that, yet, but I live in Geezerville.
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Re: Let's us give Grumpy a big hand

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I'm starting to believe that Savage has a crush on Grumpy.
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Re: Let's us give Grumpy a big hand

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Mr Boozificator wrote:I'm starting to believe that Savage has a crush on Grumpy.
Really?!? What in Hades leads you to that bizarre assumption?!?
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Re: Let's us give Grumpy a big hand

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a friend had a pull up bar fitted in a doorway. I had a go (after some brandy and goading) but rather than lifting myself up the bar came down. Really need to eat a bit less
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