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TARTANSPECIAL
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Omar The Tentmaker wrote:disgraceful you say? no drunkard is ever disgraceful. they may be faced, sloppy, after his grandma's panties, but never disgraceful
Damn man!!! If i can't be disgraceful, i'm stopping drinking :twisted:
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Damn man!!! If i can't be disgraceful, i'm stopping drinking :twisted:
I'm never disgraceful. I always go straight for appalling.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Palinka wrote:
TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Damn man!!! If i can't be disgraceful, i'm stopping drinking :twisted:
I'm never disgraceful. I always go straight for appalling.
I always go for vodka. Straight. Up.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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Re: It stinks in here and Grumpy drank all the beer

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fdoosey wrote:
Savage Swiller wrote:I'm seasoning a cast iron fry pan in the oven. The air is redolent of burning metal and oil. I've got to do this everyday, if I want it to be ready in time for the wedding.
Sorry to hear about the beer shortage.

Is the frying pan for cooking or smiting?
Goddesses do smite.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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Savage Swiller wrote:
fdoosey wrote:Maybe she's making a cat o'nine pans for mass beatings.
that's a good idea! Actually, it's for a wedding present. My baby girl has decided they can't wait. They're going to do it on October 25th. She can't yet cook, but a well seasoned fry pan will eventually be virtually non stick.
Hey, I never knew that! Thanks for the info, it's amazing what you learn when you hang around "drunkards, bastards, and blackguards."
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
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Beer shortages!?!?

Goddesses!?!?!

Heresy! Blaphemy!

As Pope of Shively, I declare CRUSADE!
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Frankennietzsche wrote:Beer shortages!?!?

Goddesses!?!?!

Heresy! Blaphemy!

As Pope of Shively, I declare CRUSADE!
I hear the pope doesn't have much of an army.

Where is Shively by the way?
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Frankennietzsche wrote:Beer shortages!?!?

Goddesses!?!?!

Heresy! Blaphemy!

As Pope of Shively, I declare CRUSADE!
Besides, I thought you said God was dead?
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Beer shortages!?!?

Goddesses!?!?!

Heresy! Blaphemy!

As Pope of Shively, I declare CRUSADE!
I hear the pope doesn't have much of an army.

Where is Shively by the way?
Shively is one of those class AAA cities that is in the new MetroLouisville thingee. It's a small suburban, bluecollar area that I grew up in.
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Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Beer shortages!?!?

Goddesses!?!?!

Heresy! Blaphemy!

As Pope of Shively, I declare CRUSADE!
Besides, I thought you said God was dead?
That's part of the beautiful dichotemy that is the Frankennietzsche!
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Jimmy&Guinney wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:Beer shortages!?!?

Goddesses!?!?!

Heresy! Blaphemy!

As Pope of Shively, I declare CRUSADE!
Besides, I thought you said God was dead?
That's part of the beautiful dichotemy that is the Frankennietzsche!
That's cool, but I try to avoid dichotemies. I usually want both.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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"Was man God's biggest mistake or was man's God?"
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is mans greatest proble m or it th e fact your freiend had her first, what the ehellll
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
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Post by Jimmy&Guinney »

Frankennietzsche wrote:"Was man God's biggest mistake or was man's God?"
I think god was a great idea for a while, but now it's just getting a little old.
And they say her flower is faded now
Hard weather and hard booze
But maybe that's just the price you pay
For the chains you refuse
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Post by Omar The Tentmaker »

I say get em all drunk and let the hangovers deside
I have a newfound respect for vegetarians. With all the good enjoyable things they cut out of their diets, they still leave in alcohol.

Non-alcoholic beers make not a Drunkard
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