Happy Canadian Thanksgiving

[scream ale]

I'd like to raise my tall can of Molson to my neighbors to the north. Cheers to you on your day of Thanksgiving. Whatever it is you weirdos do up there on this day.

[Nausea]

Does this mean I get to drink WT101 for a reason?

I kid. I never need a reason. Not ever.

[Badfellow]

Playin’ hockey with a frozen turkey, eh. Happy Thanksgiving, you hosers.

[Artful Drunktective]

Playin’ hockey with a frozen turkey, eh. Happy Thanksgiving, you hosers.

Whadda ya mean "you" hosers, eh? Are your turkeys better than 'murrican turkeys up there? What else is there? Wild ram? Yaks? Wildebeest?

[Patchez]

Pretty sure they eat moose on Thanksgiving.

[scream ale]

They eat Molson fed moose.

[Badfellow]

They mostly eat Tim Hortons Timbits and Swanson Turkey Pot Pies.

[Badfellow]

Happy Canadian New Years, you bunch of Sasaskatoon hockey bunnies and puck fuckers.

[Artful Drunktective]

Take off ya hoser. Grab some poutine at Swiss Chalet and a Tim Horton's Double Double while yer oot and aboot celebrating ya Canuck.

[Artful Drunktective]

They mostly eat Tim Hortons Timbits and Swanson Turkey Pot Pies.

Swanson's Pot Pies are the worst of the pot pie offerings. I ate that in like, 2nd grade and even as a stupid kid, I still noticed the gray processed mystery cat food cubes in it and knew that it was wrong. Us growed up merrican's with a more elevated palate know that Marie Callendar's is the winner winner chicken pot pie dinner from the frozen category. All white meat. And huge!