Beautiful German words and their meaning

[oldsmartskunk]

Spargeltarzan - someone who is very thin and tall because it makes them look like an asparagus.
Sackgesicht - someone who is mean and looks like a testicle.
Bananenbieger - a person hwo cannot solve a simple task or puts in unnecessary effort to do it. Idiot or looser, but he doesn't mean anything bad.
Zwischenwasser - In between water. Humorously refers to water consumed in between alcoholic drinks.
Druckbetankung - "Pressure refuealing". Colloquially refers to intentionally, rapidly and forcefully getting drunk.
Arschgeige - ass violin; vulgar term used to describe an individual perceived as irritating or annoying.
Hodenkobold - someone small who acts shady and has a face that resembles a testicle ( Germans are into balls for some reason)\

Also play this while reading them.
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[scream ale]

Assfiddle might be my new favorite term.

[Artful Drunktective]

Banana bangin' and people whose face looks like a ball sack definitely for the win.

[oldsmartskunk]

Schluckspecht - "Swallow woodpecker" - refers to someone who frequently drinks alcohol, akin to heavy drinker or boozer.

[Badfellow]

"Flübbertrekken"- to wander around the house aimlessly or undertake a similarly pointless trip.

[Nausea]

"Cöcksplatter" -- To bathe in Jesus' presence under a full moon.

[oldsmartskunk]

Kampftrinken- "battle drinking". It's a competition to drink large amounts of alcohol to showcase drinking endurance.

[oldsmartskunk]

"Cöcksplatter" -- To bathe in Jesus' presence under a full moon.

Are you sure it's not "getting cummed on"?

[Nausea]

"Cöcksplatter" -- To bathe in Jesus' presence under a full moon.

Are you sure it's not "getting cummed on"?

That's Gurgellspunken. Come on man.

[oldsmartskunk]

Alman - is a slang term in German reffering to a stereotypical German person, often perceived as meticulous, orderly or conventional.

[oettinger]

Alman - is a slang term in German reffering to a stereotypical German person, often perceived as meticulous, orderly or conventional.

Nope. Where do you find this BS?

[oldsmartskunk]

Alman - is a slang term in German reffering to a stereotypical German person, often perceived as meticulous, orderly or conventional.

Nope. Where do you find this BS?

Dictionary of German slang. It's probably bavarians you hate so much

[oldsmartskunk]

Tarantelnest - tarantula nest is a word for ass hair that looks like lots of spider legs.

[oettinger]

Tarantelnest - tarantula nest is a word for ass hair that looks like lots of spider legs.

No

[oldsmartskunk]

Tarantelnest - tarantula nest is a word for ass hair that looks like lots of spider legs.

No

You're just not hip enough to know these things. And you do own a tarantula nest in da crack