I survived Hell week...
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I survived Hell week...
but for different reasons this year. Usually on Friday before New Year's, I'd be I be driving back from Denver stuck in holiday/skier traffic, chain-smoking and cursing the red plate(rental car in CO) in front of me taking their sweet ass time up the mountain in the left lane only to arrive late to an overfull parking lot, drive up on the curve on unload a truckload of product between freezing, gaping jaws waiting to get in the restaurant or my former store. Rant over. This week it was just a flood in my house cuz my dumbass turned off the barely working heat to try and freeze out my other deadbeat roommate. I bitch therefore I am, Happy nightmares
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Re: I survived Hell week...
Someday I'll carve that into the bathroom wall at work. Cheers man
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You need to mount a mini gun on the Subaru.
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So a pipe burst? Jesus Christ that sucks in the winter
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: I survived Hell week...
it worked, roommate gone, but his shit is still here. Damage mostly cleaned up, now it's time to paint.
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A burst pipe you say? Just call landlord extraordinaire Oettinger. Simply say his name three times and poof! there he is. Seriously any time day or night. He's ready to rock.
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Screm Ale on a Monday morning just to fuck with me: Oettinger Oettinger Oettinger.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 10:49 amA burst pipe you say? Just call landlord extraordinaire Oettinger. Simply say his name three times and poof! there he is. Seriously any time day or night. He's ready to rock.
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It is part of my family crest. Comes from my mom.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Dec 29, 2023 8:13 pmSomeday I'll carve that into the bathroom wall at work. Cheers man
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so glad that's over
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LOL, any updates on the dude? Like, what made him so intolerable?
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: I survived Hell week...
besides drinking all my booze, replacing it with cheaper shit, and drinking all that. At least he helped my shovel out and move 2 POS cars off my property before he went back to jail.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:11 pmLOL, any updates on the dude? Like, what made him so intolerable?
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald