Why I never married.

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Badfellow
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Re: Why I never married.

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Marriage is for chumps who have been duped by the conspiracy of the industrial/wedding/military complex. That’s right, married couples breeding more cattle to consume the mindless fodder created by the elites to keep the shithead proletarians placated.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ


-R.I.P. Mistah Iabasis Willies, to the happy hunting ground, my friend

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Re: Why I never married.

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jan 10, 2022 4:16 pm
Marriage is for chumps who have been duped by the conspiracy of the industrial/wedding/military complex. That’s right, married couples breeding more cattle to consume the mindless fodder created by the elites to keep the shithead proletarians placated.
If we had emoticon reactions for the board I'd give you a big giant thumbs up right here.

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Re: Why I never married.

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I now pronounce Bedfellow and Hugh as husband and husband. You may kiss the w(h)ine.
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Nausea wrote:
Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:59 pm
I now pronounce Bedfellow and Hugh as husband and husband. You may kiss the w(h)ine.
You’re not an Inter-Faith Minister of the Universal Life Church, are you? Go marry your cat, dingus. In fact, I now pronounce you husband and meow.
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Re: Why I never married.

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I forsee two ugly divorces coming up in the near future that I`ve to explain to lord.
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