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Re: Things that make you mad.

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Savage wrote:
Wed May 18, 2022 9:47 pm
People who mistreat animals, or children, or fragile old people. I would like to have them herded in line and whipped until they cry like the bitches they are.
Agreed. I'd do more to them than whip 'em. And add rapists to the list too. And politicians.
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beers you love reducing their abv.

bars you love increasing their prices.

clothes you love not fitting anymore cause you drank too much of the aforementioned high abv beer.

not cleaning out your cooler for 5 weeks and forgetting a beer had burst inside.

your favorite beer glass breaking in the dishwasher despite you telling your other half not to put it in the dishwasher cause it keeps breaking glasses.

thinking you have more booze in than you do cause you forgot 75% of what you drank the night before.

your favorite pub stopping doing Staropramen on draft in place of Coors Light.

having your first day off in 6 weeks tomorrow and having to spend it going to a buddy's daughters christening.
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Beno there is no rule against flasking it to a christening.
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Old religious politicians telling women they can't have abortions. It's none of ya gawd dayum business in the first place.
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Sat May 21, 2022 11:36 am


not cleaning out your cooler for 5 weeks and forgetting a beer had burst inside.
That`s a favorite of mine too. Especially when every other frozen item reeks of beer when you defrost them
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I ain't proud of it but I have a slight irritation against backpacks in towns (with some tolerance for the tiny female ones).
Fuck! Dude man, I never look like an exhausted explorer when I'm on holidays!

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Backbone Robby Bobby wrote:
Sat Jun 04, 2022 3:23 pm
I ain't proud of it but I have a slight irritation against backpacks in towns (with some tolerance for the tiny female ones).
Fuck! Dude man, I never look like an exhausted explorer when I'm on holidays!
Sometimes backpacks are the only way to transport body parts or large amounts of narcotics around town without raising too much suspicion. A 50 liter backpack might appear clunky and annoy others, but it will also hold an UZI and 10 kilos of pure Peruvian flake.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 2:57 pm
Sometimes backpacks are the only way to transport body parts or large amounts of narcotics around town without raising too much suspicion.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:41 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Jun 20, 2022 6:49 pm
Welcome back Dear Booze!
DEAR BOOZE IS DEAD YOU NOTHERFUMPER!
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I think Jimmy Lester killed DB
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Me when I meet Democrats and/or RINOs...
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You're a comic book character?

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Nice Burt Reynolds chesthair
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