"Most Heavy Drinkers are not Alcoholics"

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"Most Heavy Drinkers are not Alcoholics"

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Aticle that says so

And another

I still take issue with the parameters of what defines "binge drinking".
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Them Drys judge us from a Dry liver/viewpoint.
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Did i read it correctly? Most penises are not cocks? Wise words! There's no shame in being alcoholic. All those pricks in AA meetings saying "alcohol ruined my life". Screw that, you ruined your life yourself. You can drink. You can petend tto be Monthy Pyton. You can act like a pirate at your child's school play. One thing does not define a person. I'm a drunk. I'm also proud owner of sweet male boobs. Being alcoholic/drunk is one more quality that may define a person. Drink up fellas!

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And, "Alchoho l is another trait of a fine person.

Alchoho ?

AH! AlcoHoHoHo! Merry Alcoholiday!

I just made tht up *hiccup*

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Spelled backwards it`s lohocla anyways. Nothing to see here and shut up oettinger!
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I stick by the old adage that "Alcoholics go to meetings".
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frankennietzsche wrote:I stick by the old adage that "Alcoholics go to meetings".
Alternately, "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen!"
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Palinka wrote:
frankennietzsche wrote:I stick by the old adage that "Alcoholics go to meetings".
Alternately, "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen!"

I don't need no friggin meeting if I want to see one of those. I just look at my reflection in the mirror behind the bar and raise my glass to 'im.

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Since when is five drinks while out "Binge drinking"? Shit, my buddy and I could probably make people put that away in an hour at drinking games if we set a goal.
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Binge drinking is, to a sanctimonious opinionated asshole, drinking at a rate of more than two drinks an hour. Due to half-life of ethanol, an experienced drinker with process alcohol to where he will attain intoxication equilibrium and will stay in a two-drink condition forever, a condition most of us find unacceptable. You must exceed alcohol intake depletion at a rate that will replace the lost alcohol and then some--to propel you to drunkenness (or a happier state).

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Damn fine reasoning. Certainly, I'll jump start with a shot and then chug a couple of brewskies to float an even keel. I'll do a shot now and then, but the beer keeps me steady. That's proper buzz maintenance, any artisan should know how to make that last a good while... P always says, "Beer is what you drink in between drinking alcohol" or something better said than that, but you get it.

Of course, that the usual each night. When I want to put on my tie and my Fedora, I'll make a Martini the way it was meant to be made.

If I'm sipping Tequila, then hide my ass-less chaps and the karaoke mic

Now what is it about this "Alcoholics" stuff anyways? What is that crap? Who licks they alcohol? Call me an Alcoholchug and buy me a gawdamn shot.

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mistah willies wrote:...proper buzz maintenance...
Distilled down to its essence, this is modern drunkardism.

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As we have forgiven those who wish to intervene against us.

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HEAVY Drinkers might concentrate more on food than on Booze.
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Dale wrote:HEAVY Drinkers might concentrate more on food than on Booze.

Heheheee

I'm healthy with my booze, and food is for soaking it up to steady the ocean before the pillow.

But heavy?

Yeah, I guess that weighs upon me liver. If we ever cross the Andes and crash, folks could eat it and catch a buzz, I suppose
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