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i was working under the impression that the only people who can't afford to pay for their uninsured ER vists aren't vagrants.
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I pledge defiance to the flag of the United Snakes of Captivity
And to the Republic for which it stands, I dip it in kerosene, and stick it up the ass of you know who and light it
One nation, under God--or else
One nation, under psychopath Pentagon gangsters, whose idea of democracy is concentration camps for the people who go and use the drugs that the government supplies themselves
One nation, under Wall Street:
If the cops and the President are all criminals, I might as well be one too, ha ha!
One Nation of tabloid robots who actually believe what they see on tv, but when asked about it say “I don’t care.”
One nation, drowning in its own garbage
Indivisible from the fall of Rome
With liberty and justice for all who can afford it
Burn, Baby, Burn
Old Glory
The Yankee Swastika
Burn, Baby, Burn
Burn, Baby, Burn
Whenever I see you I see red
Whenever I see you I see red
If the Communists can do it, why can’t we
Throw the bastards out and try some real Democracy
Not by rich people
Not by Army people
Not by sons of senators sons of senators sons of senators sons
After all, have you noticed
The more they dole out Democracy over there
The more they take it away over here
Now, before it’s too late
Be a good boyscout
Take the Swastika
The Yankee Swastika
and let it
Burn
Burn
Burn, baby Burn
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MeanOldLady wrote:i was working under the impression that the only people who can't afford to pay for their uninsured ER vists aren't vagrants.
again, a mistake. a lot of the 'i'll never get sick' 20-30 year old population don't get insurance, even though it may be available to them through their workplace, choose not to. then BOOM, their shit gets fucked up in a car wreck, bar fight, whatever, they hit the emergency room.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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hoverdog wrote:I pledge defiance to the flag of the United Snakes of Captivity
And to the Republic for which it stands, I dip it in kerosene, and stick it up the ass of you know who and light it
One nation, under God--or else
One nation, under psychopath Pentagon gangsters, whose idea of democracy is concentration camps for the people who go and use the drugs that the government supplies themselves
One nation, under Wall Street:
If the cops and the President are all criminals, I might as well be one too, ha ha!
One Nation of tabloid robots who actually believe what they see on tv, but when asked about it say “I don’t care.”
One nation, drowning in its own garbage
Indivisible from the fall of Rome
With liberty and justice for all who can afford it
Burn, Baby, Burn
Old Glory
The Yankee Swastika
Burn, Baby, Burn
Burn, Baby, Burn
Whenever I see you I see red
Whenever I see you I see red
If the Communists can do it, why can’t we
Throw the bastards out and try some real Democracy
Not by rich people
Not by Army people
Not by sons of senators sons of senators sons of senators sons
After all, have you noticed
The more they dole out Democracy over there
The more they take it away over here
Now, before it’s too late
Be a good boyscout
Take the Swastika
The Yankee Swastika
and let it
Burn
Burn
Burn, baby Burn
No hyperbole there ..............
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greygoose wrote:
MeanOldLady wrote:i was working under the impression that the only people who can't afford to pay for their uninsured ER vists aren't vagrants.
again, a mistake. a lot of the 'i'll never get sick' 20-30 year old population don't get insurance, even though it may be available to them through their workplace, choose not to. then BOOM, their shit gets fucked up in a car wreck, bar fight, whatever, they hit the emergency room.
i know. that's what i said. i said i'm under the impression that they all aren't vagrants. are not. i'll forgive you for misreading; you've probably been drinking.

there's also the lot that work crappy jobs that don't offer insurance, who can't afford to purchase a private plan on their own, or work for crappy companies whose insurance plans are ridonkulously unaffordable. for them, their insurance is praying nothing bad happens. it's an excellent plan if it works!
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hoverdog wrote:If the Communists can do it, why can’t we
Throw the bastards out and try some real Democracy
Is somebody really using the history of communist governments as a model to reform the US? I mean, I know it helps to get laid on college campuses but come on

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MeanOldLady wrote:
greygoose wrote:
MeanOldLady wrote:i was working under the impression that the only people who can't afford to pay for their uninsured ER vists aren't vagrants.
again, a mistake. a lot of the 'i'll never get sick' 20-30 year old population don't get insurance, even though it may be available to them through their workplace, choose not to. then BOOM, their shit gets fucked up in a car wreck, bar fight, whatever, they hit the emergency room.
i know. that's what i said. i said i'm under the impression that they all aren't vagrants. are not. i'll forgive you for misreading; you've probably been drinking.

there's also the lot that work crappy jobs that don't offer insurance, who can't afford to purchase a private plan on their own, or work for crappy companies whose insurance plans are ridonkulously unaffordable. for them, their insurance is praying nothing bad happens. it's an excellent plan if it works!
This is the reason I work at a crappy job
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coqui_chris wrote:This is the reason I work at a crappy job
i thought you did it because they paid you under the table.
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coqui_chris wrote:
hoverdog wrote:I pledge defiance to the flag of the United Snakes of Captivity
And to the Republic for which it stands, I dip it in kerosene, and stick it up the ass of you know who and light it
One nation, under God--or else
One nation, under psychopath Pentagon gangsters, whose idea of democracy is concentration camps for the people who go and use the drugs that the government supplies themselves
One nation, under Wall Street:
If the cops and the President are all criminals, I might as well be one too, ha ha!
One Nation of tabloid robots who actually believe what they see on tv, but when asked about it say “I don’t care.”
One nation, drowning in its own garbage
Indivisible from the fall of Rome
With liberty and justice for all who can afford it
Burn, Baby, Burn
Old Glory
The Yankee Swastika
Burn, Baby, Burn
Burn, Baby, Burn
Whenever I see you I see red
Whenever I see you I see red
If the Communists can do it, why can’t we
Throw the bastards out and try some real Democracy
Not by rich people
Not by Army people
Not by sons of senators sons of senators sons of senators sons
After all, have you noticed
The more they dole out Democracy over there
The more they take it away over here
Now, before it’s too late
Be a good boyscout
Take the Swastika
The Yankee Swastika
and let it
Burn
Burn
Burn, baby Burn
No hyperbole there ..............
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MeanOldLady wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:This is the reason I work at a crappy job
i thought you did it because they paid you under the table.
No, I work there nights/weekends because the crappy job that pays for healthcare doesn't pay me enough to live a decent life. Even with the monthly insurance bill covered.
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i pay A TON to cover my three dependents. if some of that money that i'm already paying helps a part-time waitress who went out and got loaded stitch up a busted nose, so be it.
i know it's not free; i'm not an idiot. but i am all for my fellow 'mericans getting help. if that makes me a commie, oh well-- i've been called worse by smarter people.
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Looks like we can mark this as the first time ever that SNL completely stopped making fun of the President entirely. All the Sarah Palin jokes were funny though I guess.

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Having lived all my life in a state with a strong Democratic majority, I've always been surprised that that Democrat Party doesn't have a complete majority over all branches of government. Considering that the average IQ in the US is around 100, it'd seem like the "We'll give you lots of stuff for free!" angle would go over great among voters. It takes at least a semblance of critical thinking to understand that all federal spending is taxation, and at least a little economic education to understand its negative effects on unemployment, inflation, and the interest rate. The Democratic Party is doing a lot of things wrong- they should always be winning by a landslide.

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Chimneyfish wrote:Having lived all my life in a state with a strong Democratic majority, I've always been surprised that that Democrat Party doesn't have a complete majority over all branches of government. Considering that the average IQ in the US is around 100, it'd seem like the "We'll give you lots of stuff for free!" angle would go over great among voters. It takes at least a semblance of critical thinking to understand that all federal spending is taxation, and at least a little economic education to understand its negative effects on unemployment, inflation, and the interest rate. The Democratic Party is doing a lot of things wrong- they should always be winning by a landslide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

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MSNBC's quest to bring the issue of race into every conceivable political issue is even getting too ridiculous for itself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=622o119IHjM

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