Screwball wrote:All of you are 10 percent sexier when you post things you are passionate about.
Unless you start talking about Hitler.
Then you're nien percent sexier.
Peace and Love, ya bunch of wankers.
You seem rather passionate about wankers.
Margaret Thatcher
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peetie44
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
You seem rather passionate about wankers.
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
Passionate?!? Hah, I haven't had a gramme of passion since 2005.
And Hitler!?! Isn't there, like, some sort of internet rule about him. Well, you brought him to the party, so now you gotta take care of the fucker...
And Hitler!?! Isn't there, like, some sort of internet rule about him. Well, you brought him to the party, so now you gotta take care of the fucker...
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
Here's an idea, let's try and promote peace through drunkardism. I don't know about you, but I tend to feel much kindlier toward my fellow humans when slightly tiddly.
Let's try one act of drunken human kindness per person per day. It might work.
Let's try one act of drunken human kindness per person per day. It might work.
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Woman walked into Tesco and asked an employee for some hamburger. He began to clear his throat.Palinka wrote:Next time you are in a bar, look to your left (or right); ok, see that guy, on his own, having a quiet drink? Yes? Now invest the $5,£5, €5, ¥5 (Whatever) to buy him a drink (ladies, please replace the word him with her - although I do realise that it is, sadly, much rarer for you to just go to a bar, on your own, for a drink - so guys, be really extra nice to the solo woman, why shouldn't they be allowed to drink alone in peace? Keep your distance and keep that wanker, who exists in every bar, away from them. Please?). Get talking. You'll be amazed at how much you have in common! I mean, for starters, you are both the same species, the fact that you are both in a bar should be another factor, and I'll bet that you both have parents. Talk. Drink. Be human. Be together as people. The things that divide us are, ultimately, artificial.
"Something the matter?" she asked.
"Just a little horse" he said.
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what, a pony?coqui_chris wrote: Woman walked into Tesco and asked an employee for some hamburger. He began to clear his throat.
"Something the matter?" she asked.
"Just a little horse" he said.
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
Interesting thought: Surely it would be more fitting, rather than giving Mrs Thatcher a State Funeral, to put it out for private tender and, therefore, sponsorship...
Anyone for a McCoffin?
Anyone for a McCoffin?
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Mr. Viking
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
I would definitely put in a bid to bury her in a thatch coffin
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
No need to gloat ...
Prayers instead for the 10 Families of the Ten Brave Men, for those murdered at Loughgall, Gibraltar, Milltown.
Prayers instead for the 10 Families of the Ten Brave Men, for those murdered at Loughgall, Gibraltar, Milltown.
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Fair play. Cheers.coqui_chris wrote:No need to gloat ...
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
That is incredibly cold and stupid.coqui_chris wrote:No need to gloat ...
Prayers instead for the 10 Families of the Ten Brave Men, for those murdered at Loughgall, Gibraltar, Milltown.
Not about Margaret Thatcher, but because you are actually asking a lot of people from this board to pray for members of the IRA who might have actually killed people among their loved ones.
Would you go to any American website to ask for people to pray for Ben Laden or members of his family?
Coqui Chris, I may not like you, but I reckon you are a clever person, clever enough to realize this: when the war is over it is over, because otherwise, It's war forever. Ask the people in Ireland or in UK in general how they feel about this one and they'll tell you the truth, that they're sick and tired of it. Anyone nowadays trying to fan the flames for that is just an idiotic hardliner who has no other straw to grab for existing.
Cultural background and mistakes from the past what the fuck! The country is at peace, leave it at peace. I have lived in Germany for two years, do you think that I have even once asked for the people to repent? Do you think I have only once asked the people I have met at the bar to justify their father's behaviour?
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: Margaret Thatcher
I was about to say something similar, but boozi covered me. People really seem to lose perspective when their country is not directly involved.
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
Thanks Boozi
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Re: Margaret Thatcher
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be