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Prohibition party

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First, I would like to say that as a libertarian I do support some of this party's platform. But in other parts I must punch their faces.

For instance, "This Party has opposed the manufacture, distribution, and sale of alcoholic beverages since 1869. Alcohol is America’s #1 narcotic drug problem."

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Such a Political Party, in Europe, would have a membership of one or less (and that person would be a hypocrite (I know, kind of a tautology when talking about Politicians...)).
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I have little doubt that the middle name of this party should be hypocrisy.
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Nobody is smiling in the convention photos.
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They appear to have less than 20 people and only 4 showed up for the "convention". They should have come to one of ours, that would have been a hoot.

Their rep in Colorado must be having a wonderful new year.
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