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Re: "Americans" & "America"

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oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:23 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Feb 29, 2020 12:30 pm


I've seen birds snacking on fallen fruit form trees that fermented on the ground in the hot summer. They couldn't even fly. Birds got a clue, probably bears and ungulates as well.
It`s called evolution, them first birds learned to crawl on earth
Second: then they learned how to fly.

Thanks for the leave, bro.

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Re: "Americans" & "America"

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I have always believed that
American foreign policy was
Determined by asking a
Chimp what the capitol
Of X was
Of course the chimp doesn't know
So the Americans send B1 bombers
And the Marines
To take care of American foreign policy
I could be mistaken
But it doesn't seem like it

I hate America
But The States are OK

We have the best booze here
At least the best IPA
And the food is pretty good
Best of all Marijuana is super easy to get

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Re: "Americans" & "America"

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machinehead wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:02 am
I have always believed that
American foreign policy was
Determined by asking a
Chimp what the capitol
Of X was
Of course the chimp doesn't know
So the Americans send B1 bombers
And the Marines
To take care of American foreign policy
I could be mistaken
But it doesn't seem like it

I hate America
But The States are OK

We have the best booze here
At least the best IPA
And the food is pretty good
Best of all Marijuana is super easy to get
You know, there are two rules to live by.

The first is don't talk about politics or religion while in a bar.

The second is don't talk about shit you don't understand.

Violating either of these is a great way to get the shit knocked out of you.

Try harder to not get the shit knocked out of you. You are on my last fucking nerve.

Fuck.

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Re: "Americans" & "America"

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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:56 pm
machinehead wrote:
Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:02 am
I have always believed that
American foreign policy was
Determined by asking a
Chimp what the capitol
Of X was
Of course the chimp doesn't know
So the Americans send B1 bombers
And the Marines
To take care of American foreign policy
I could be mistaken
But it doesn't seem like it

I hate America
But The States are OK

We have the best booze here
At least the best IPA
And the food is pretty good
Best of all Marijuana is super easy to get
..don't talk about politics or religion while in a bar...

Try harder to not get the shit knocked out of you. You are on my last fucking nerve.

Fuck.
Ooh! Do me next.

I don't have many nerves left, but the ones under my right side rib cage have been making my ribs there feel like I've been kicked by maverick. Busted. Hardened.

As far as me noggin, will there ain't much there anymore. Blessed Booze!

It helps to forget all of the bad things you've done.
It helps to forget that you that haven't done much good at all.

Yeah, the idea of America was friggin awesome, for old rich white men back in the day. The land of promise!

These days, it's just a sad reminder of what this place has become. Divided, we fail. Infighting. Rich, greedy douchebags all trying to get votes from both sides. Global economy for extremely wesley bastidges.

Frig politics.

Whatcha got, you old salty bastard?

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