Guillotine time.

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Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!

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Oettinger is a fucking sick Euro. Please wake the fuck up before it's too late!
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Lush City wrote:Oettinger is a fucking sick Euro...
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.




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Badfellow wrote:
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.
I had some mustard that was brown, today.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Badfellow wrote:
That's like telling us mustard is yellow.
I had some mustard that was brown, today.
With age?
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I will have you know that Mr Mustard does not age, good sir.

mistah willies wrote:Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
You grill feet?
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
mistah willies wrote:Reminds me, spring time grilling season is a foot!
You grill feet?
If not a half inch.
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Badfellow wrote:Weyland Yutani Corp. is now hiring qualified sheeple to fill positions in its rapidly expanding off-world operations. We offer token pay and minimal benefits in a challenging work environment where you could die at any time due to lack of oxygen, rogue androids, exposure to vacuum or any number of other critical factors. Positions are now available in: Asteroid Reaming, Waste Reclamation, Bot Scroffing, Space Suit Testing and Hostile Alien Management. If you fancy yourself a real space cowboy and are looking for a job, any sort of a job, employment with the Weyland Yutani Corp. may be for you.
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Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
Like a leaf in the wind.
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Badfellow wrote:
Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
Like a leaf in the wind.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.
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Now, that's goram funny!

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Perhaps you could lead us in The Ballad of Jayne?
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Hoist yer mugs of Mudder's Milk high!

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Patchez wrote:
Badfellow wrote:
Patchez wrote:I'd rather travel the outer rim in a Firefly class.
Like a leaf in the wind.
How do reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.
Oh my.. I laughed so hard. Still though, too soon?

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That, right there, ladies and gentleman, is some good internet!
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