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So, what happened to the original intent of this thread? This was an angry thread and people were going to get their heads cut off. Now it's a bunch of mellowed out drunkards not having a point of view about anything and so there you have it. It's the easier softer way.
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Here, let me explain something to you...
CHAPTER 1
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Throughout recorded time, and probably since the end of the Neolithic Age, there have been three kinds of people in the world, the High, the Middle, and the Low. They have been subdivided in many ways, they have borne countless different names, and their relative numbers, as well as their attitude towards one another, have varied from age to age: but the essential structure of society has never altered. Even after enormous upheavals and seemingly irrevocable changes, the same pattern has always reasserted itself, just as a gyroscope will always return to equilibrium, however far it is pushed one way or the other.
The aims of these groups are entirely irreconcilable...
Which means...
...It was possible, no doubt, to imagine a society in which WEALTH, in the sense of personal possessions and luxuries, should be evenly distributed, while POWER remained in the hands of a small privileged caste. But in practice such a society could not long remain stable. For if leisure and security were enjoyed by all alike, the great mass of human beings who are normally stupefied by poverty would become literate and would learn to think for themselves; and when once they had done this, they would sooner or later realize that the privileged minority had no function, and they would sweep it away. In the long run, a hierarchical society was only possible on a basis of poverty and ignorance.
Or, if you prefer...
War, it will be seen, is now a purely internal affair. In the past, the ruling groups of all countries, although they might recognize their common interest and therefore limit the destructiveness of war, did fight against one another, and the victor always plundered the vanquished. In our own day they are not fighting against one another at all. The war is waged by each ruling group against its own subjects, and the object of the war is not to make or prevent conquests of territory, but to keep the structure of society intact.
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Lush City wrote:. It's the easier softer way.
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friggin guys

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Guillotine time at the Republican National Committee. They have made it clear they are willing to cut their own throats and nominate this prostitute Paul Ryan and screw the front runners by changing the rules in the middle of the contest. They don't care because the globalist agenda needs to prevail. They will gladly hand the general election to Hilda beast Clinton. This is more than needed motivation to have another few drinks. If you find that offensive you can kiss my ass!
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Lush City wrote:Guillotine time at the Republican National Committee. They have made it clear they are willing to cut their own throats and nominate this prostitute Paul Ryan and screw the front runners by changing the rules in the middle of the contest...
Should be a fun time in Cleveland, even better than the '68 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
I hope they hired plenty of riot cops.

Lush City wrote:Hilda beast Clinton. This is more than needed motivation to have another few drinks. If you find that offensive you can kiss my ass!
In all likelihood, the Hildabeast will grow spiny quills and cinch the White House, given the current Republican clusterfuck. Boy howdy, let me tell you though buckaroo, she is one shrewd bitch. I'll bet she has one of old Bill's testicles in a jar.

Honestly I'd like to believe in Bernie (he's the least of all the election evils this time around) but it would seem a stretch for him to deliver all that he says. And he's weak on foreign policy.

Just remember the bottom line though: you've all been duped by bi-partisan politics. Of course, American love nothing more than a good fight between two evenly matched opponents. Until we are able to overcome the two party gridlock, we'll be condemned to the same useless cycle of repetitive bullshit.
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Badfellow wrote: I'll bet she has one of old Bill's testicles in a jar.
The jar she keeps Monika`s head in?
Or did she even pay her for the service?

Doesn`t matter, head off!
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Badfellow wrote:
Lush City wrote:Guillotine time at the Republican National Committee. They have made it clear they are willing to cut their own throats and nominate this prostitute Paul Ryan and screw the front runners by changing the rules in the middle of the contest...
Should be a fun time in Cleveland, even better than the '68 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
I hope they hired plenty of riot cops.

Lush City wrote:Hilda beast Clinton. This is more than needed motivation to have another few drinks. If you find that offensive you can kiss my ass!
In all likelihood, the Hildabeast will grow spiny quills and cinch the White House, given the current Republican clusterfuck. Boy howdy, let me tell you though buckaroo, she is one shrewd bitch. I'll bet she has one of old Bill's testicles in a jar.

Honestly I'd like to believe in Bernie (he's the least of all the election evils this time around) but it would seem a stretch for him to deliver all that he says. And he's weak on foreign policy.

Just remember the bottom line though: you've all been duped by bi-partisan politics. Of course, American love nothing more than a good fight between two evenly matched opponents. Until we are able to overcome the two party gridlock, we'll be condemned to the same useless cycle of repetitive bullshit.
We are all being escorted down the rabbit hole whether you like it or not. They want our heads on the guillotine. We are going to have to physically fight back at one point or another. The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people's money.
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Lush City wrote: We are all being escorted down the rabbit hole whether you like it or not. They want our heads on the guillotine. We are going to have to physically fight back at one point or another. The problem with socialism is you eventually run out of other people's money.
Lovely.

Head off.

I`ll put your cut-off head up on the free market called ebay ok?
Some muslim idiot will give me two fake marlboros for it.
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I wonder how Hillary will feel sitting at the desk that Monica was under?
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Patchez wrote:I wonder how Hillary will feel sitting at the desk that Monica was under?
HA!!!!! Or sleeping in the same bed
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oettinger wrote:
Patchez wrote:I wonder how Hillary will feel sitting at the desk that Monica was under?
HA!!!!! Or sleeping in the same bed

I thought the Clintons stole all the furniture when they left the White House. Least that's what Hannity said.
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those sound like hillary-ous scenarios
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Patchez wrote:I wonder how Hillary will feel sitting at the desk that Monica was under?
I thought the beej was in one of the secret hallways. Or...was there more than one...*gasp*???
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This is a situation of too many necks and not enough guillotines. The result, when the time comes, will cause a long waiting line of bastards to have their heads removed. Well, so be it, we will keep the blade falling 24/7 if need be. It will be The Reign of Terror once again but what are we to complain about repeating history. No one's head will be safe.
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