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Patchez wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:50 pm
drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:
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Is that Burt Reynolds in the middle? Smokey and the Bandit era of course.....
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Trump gets China to go against N. Korea. Who knew?
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drunkin' Wisconsinite wrote:
Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:35 am
Smokey and the Bandit era of course.....
Smokey and the Bondage is more like it.
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Smokey and the Bondage is more like it.
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that is some funny shit right there. Sounds like a low grade 70's porn movie title.

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The 'Deep State' is leading Trump. He will not drain the swamp because it has risen up and consumed him. Prepare for boots on the ground in Syria and a possible nuke up the ass of Kim Il Sun. China will standby and support the US. Who knew? This is crazy! This is more than just Trump.

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As soon as we all turn on each other and they shut down the grid, whichever comes first, they will suck up all the water and edibles and watch us perish.
They don't want us around . Too beaucoup!
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Wake the fuck up and get ready to fight the New World Order. They are coming to take your rights and your wealth to leave you totally dependent on the State, a lot like N. Korea. My recommendation is to invest in precious metals because the US Dollar is going to crash. That will mean very high prices and shortages. So, the real currency will be food and booze. Recreational drugs will be like gold. Food will be what people will be fighting over. Better get ready and stock up!
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All those bra-burning feminazi's took down one of the last bastions of American Freedom. That George Soros is the real power behind Fox news-ish letting poor, freedom-loving, innocent Bill O'Reilly go.
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This woman is out of control. She's spewing anything that comes into her head. Her own people, the Democrats want her to shut the fuck up but she won't listen. She represents my US Congressional district where I live and I've started working for the GOP solution, Omar Navarro for '18.
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Yesterday I mentioned on skype that I wish an alien invasion upon our planet to clean out mankind.

Connie J Drunk thought that wouldn`t be the wisest of ideas:

Imagnine these aliens are stupid rednecks that survived their homeplanet`s armageddon and somehow managed to drive their vessel super loaded in our direction. Brilliant.
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Yes no drunkards should ever reproduce.
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There has to be a conspiracy around Santa. So he knows all about us, eh? It's those elfs that post on this board. All year long they are disguised but I can see their pointed little ears. I know who you are!
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Lush City wrote:
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There has to be a conspiracy around Santa. So he knows all about us, eh? It's those elfs that post on this board. All year long they are disguised but I can see their pointed little ears. I know who you are!
You wouldn' think that way if you weren't GUILTY
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:46 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:09 pm
There has to be a conspiracy around Santa. So he knows all about us, eh? It's those elfs that post on this board. All year long they are disguised but I can see their pointed little ears. I know who you are!
You wouldn' think that way if you weren't GUILTY
My ears are fine. At least they don't look like cauliflower.
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Also, why have they stopped using tape to outline the bodies of the recently slain?

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