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Y'all's new model candidate
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Y'all's new model candidate
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
WHATWHAT?
OH...well...I promise to reinstated Parliament and behead King Charles for treason and Catholicism. What say you?
OH...well...I promise to reinstated Parliament and behead King Charles for treason and Catholicism. What say you?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
General Zod will settle for nothing less than Vice President, or possibly Secretary of Education.
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
Germany sends over a helter skelter vodka-ship in belated approval.
Drink!
Re: Y'all's new model candidate
Smatternoguts for Deputy of Drink. Bloody Marys of all varieties for breakfast.
Mr Willies for the Dept of the Navy, bringing back Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.
Mr Willies for the Dept of the Navy, bringing back Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
"We need a man in the White House who has all of the qualities of a Leon Trotsky, Eugene Debs, Idi Amin , Zbigniew Brzezinski and Adam Weisshaupt." is what Badfellow says.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Y'all's new model candidate
His own campaign is based on that?! Good luck buddyFrankennietzsche wrote:"We need a man in the White House who has all of the qualities of a Leon Trotsky, Eugene Debs, Idi Amin , Zbigniew Brzezinski and Adam Weisshaupt." is what Badfellow says.
But who am I to judge if I can`t even govern a well mixed vodka lemon into my political system before 10 a.m.
Drink!
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ARRR!!! Well,Patchez wrote:...Mr Willies for the Dept of the Navy, bringing back Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.
Don't ask, don't tell:
A private hell
Of every seaman's bunk
Bibs catch drips
Of cumly sips
But also nasty funk
Erase the night
Debase the fright
Until the ship has sunk
Black rum and beer
will chase your fear
until you find you're DRUNK!
FNZ will be the new POTUSOD
amen
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
My own personal top 10 funnest political names to say right now
Zbigniew Brzezinski
Idi Amin
Richelieu
John Boehner
Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Tayyip Erdogan
Pol Pot
Francis Underwood
Spiro Agnew
Chiang Kai-shek
Senator Al Franken
Zbigniew Brzezinski
Idi Amin
Richelieu
John Boehner
Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Tayyip Erdogan
Pol Pot
Francis Underwood
Spiro Agnew
Chiang Kai-shek
Senator Al Franken
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Y'all's new model candidate
You didn`t touch bush? Too hot?ThirstyDrunk wrote:My own personal top 10 funnest political names to say right now
Zbigniew Brzezinski
Idi Amin
Richelieu
John Boehner
Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Tayyip Erdogan
Pol Pot
Francis Underwood
Spiro Agnew
Chiang Kai-shek
Senator Al Franken
Drink!
- Badfellow
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
Khan Frankennietzsche demands fealty from all who live in tents and vans by the river!
I will oversee the Ministry of Give Me All Your Booze,
It shall be perfect!
I will oversee the Ministry of Give Me All Your Booze,
It shall be perfect!
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
ThirstyDrunk wrote:My own personal top 10 funnest political names to say right now
Pol Pot
Ya know for years as a young stoner I actually thought his name was Bowl Pot.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- Badfellow
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
Please visit my new noodle soup restaurant
Phở-King!
We support candidate F.N. Zamboni with new 3 year rice whiskey plan!
Phở-King!
We support candidate F.N. Zamboni with new 3 year rice whiskey plan!
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Re: Y'all's new model candidate
I said that? Well then, it must be true.Frankennietzsche wrote:"We need a man in the White House who has all of the qualities of a Leon Trotsky, Eugene Debs, Idi Amin , Zbigniew Brzezinski and Adam Weisshaupt." is what Badfellow says.
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