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Y'all's new model candidate

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FRANKENNIETZSCHE-ZAMBONI
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WHATWHAT?

OH...well...I promise to reinstated Parliament and behead King Charles for treason and Catholicism. What say you?
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General Zod will settle for nothing less than Vice President, or possibly Secretary of Education.
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Germany sends over a helter skelter vodka-ship in belated approval.
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Smatternoguts for Deputy of Drink. Bloody Marys of all varieties for breakfast.

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"We need a man in the White House who has all of the qualities of a Leon Trotsky, Eugene Debs, Idi Amin , Zbigniew Brzezinski and Adam Weisshaupt." is what Badfellow says.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:"We need a man in the White House who has all of the qualities of a Leon Trotsky, Eugene Debs, Idi Amin , Zbigniew Brzezinski and Adam Weisshaupt." is what Badfellow says.
His own campaign is based on that?! Good luck buddy
But who am I to judge if I can`t even govern a well mixed vodka lemon into my political system before 10 a.m.
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Patchez wrote:...Mr Willies for the Dept of the Navy, bringing back Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.
ARRR!!! Well,

Don't ask, don't tell:
A private hell
Of every seaman's bunk

Bibs catch drips
Of cumly sips
But also nasty funk

Erase the night
Debase the fright
Until the ship has sunk

Black rum and beer
will chase your fear
until you find you're DRUNK!



FNZ will be the new POTUSOD

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My own personal top 10 funnest political names to say right now

Zbigniew Brzezinski
Idi Amin
Richelieu
John Boehner
Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Tayyip Erdogan
Pol Pot
Francis Underwood
Spiro Agnew
Chiang Kai-shek
Senator Al Franken
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:My own personal top 10 funnest political names to say right now

Zbigniew Brzezinski
Idi Amin
Richelieu
John Boehner
Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Tayyip Erdogan
Pol Pot
Francis Underwood
Spiro Agnew
Chiang Kai-shek
Senator Al Franken
You didn`t touch bush? Too hot?
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Khan Frankennietzsche demands fealty from all who live in tents and vans by the river!

I will oversee the Ministry of Give Me All Your Booze,
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:My own personal top 10 funnest political names to say right now


Pol Pot

Ya know for years as a young stoner I actually thought his name was Bowl Pot.
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Please visit my new noodle soup restaurant
Phở-King!

We support candidate F.N. Zamboni with new 3 year rice whiskey plan!
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Frankennietzsche wrote:"We need a man in the White House who has all of the qualities of a Leon Trotsky, Eugene Debs, Idi Amin , Zbigniew Brzezinski and Adam Weisshaupt." is what Badfellow says.
I said that? Well then, it must be true.
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