NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, One for the Frog, Frankennietzsche
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Glorious Leader Badfellow will not like this talk of other leaders.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Imagine this is all made up and in fact North Korea is heaven on earth.
Yeah right, since Kim Jong became Ill it was never the same whahahahahahahahaha
Yeah right, since Kim Jong became Ill it was never the same whahahahahahahahaha
Drink!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Hey man, I partied with Kim Jong-nam at Lollapalooza '93 in Alpine Valley.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Did you party gluten free or not?Badfellow wrote:Hey man, I partied with Kim Jong-nam at Lollapalooza '93 in Alpine Valley.
Drink!
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
I don't believe in gluten free. Or glutton free for that matter.oettinger wrote: Did you party gluten free or not?
Besides, most North Koreans eat tree bark.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
The Smashing Pumpkins performed this one by special request before Kimmy-nam wigged out on some bad brown blotter (North Korean bath salts) and started throwing clumps of sod at the band.
THE LEADER IS GOOD!
THE LEADER IS GREAT!
HE SHITS RAINBOWS AND CREATED THE WORLD,
IS YOUR ELECTRICITY WORKING, COMRADE?
HE NUKES THE IMPERIALIST YANKEES WITH HIS MASSIVE WANG
POLISH HIS PORTRAIT
HE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN CHE GUEVARA
FUCK I'M HUNGRY, NO MORE RICE
EVERYTHING IS GREAT!
THE LEADER IS GOOD!
THE LEADER IS GREAT!
HE SHITS RAINBOWS AND CREATED THE WORLD,
IS YOUR ELECTRICITY WORKING, COMRADE?
HE NUKES THE IMPERIALIST YANKEES WITH HIS MASSIVE WANG
POLISH HIS PORTRAIT
HE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN CHE GUEVARA
FUCK I'M HUNGRY, NO MORE RICE
EVERYTHING IS GREAT!
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- TheDrunkardAnglo
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 483
- Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:00 am
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
I hear they hangover free alcohol!
I tell you they've gone too far now.
I tell you they've gone too far now.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
This was in the News of the Weird (and I read it somewhere else, too): There is an annual migration of some type of vulture that flies from china through the Koreas, usually making stops in each on their way somewhere else. This year, they flew over North Korea and went straight to the Republic of. Apparently there hasn't been enough carrion in the norht lately.
My understanding of this is that because of the benevolence of the Leader of all Haircuts, there is no death in DPRK!
My understanding of this is that because of the benevolence of the Leader of all Haircuts, there is no death in DPRK!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- mistah willies
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6747
- Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
- Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
- Contact:
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Glorious Leader has put on 90 lbs. It's all hair products, certainly. Does this make him a commie pig?
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Glorious Leader wrote:"We once again warn the enemies that it is the steadfast will of the Korean People's Army to make merciless retaliatory strikes to reduce South Korea to a sea of flames and debris once an order is issued,"
"The U.S. is wholly to blame for the ensuing unpleasant things happening in the bilateral times."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Go watch that movie Riki-O (sometimes called Story of Ricky). That fat son of the prison`s leader eerily reminds me of Kim junior
Drink!
- Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12348
- Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
- Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
- Contact:
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CAPITALIST, COUNTER-JOCHU AMERICANPIGDOGSLAVE MOVIE! WE ONLY WANT TRUE MOVIES ABOUT THE CHUBBY LEADER.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10730
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Called by a Korean name, it usually translated as Death-worship, but perhaps it is better rendered in state speak as 'Obliteration of the Self'".
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ