Next time I`m god again

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Next time I`m god again

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- I`ll fix the dawmn faucet that keeps me awake
- stop this intake/outake stupidity mammals deal with every morning on the toilet
- make boobs 10% larger
- your dick 10% stinkier
- make Poncherello and John Baker kiss atleast once during every episode of Chips
- Alcohol by volume 10% higher
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- legalize the weed
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Legalize Bacchus

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Dear God,
Please let the Muslims know it's okay to drink.
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Badfellow wrote:Dear God,
Please let the Muslims know it's okay to drink.
Hey Lush, fancy new account?

Most of em know and don`t give a shit. They even eat porc.
We got a lot of tenants from various muslim countries, obeying to different gods.
They are all cool.

Next time I`m god again I`ll supply those idiots claiming my gay name for crime with lesbian hell.


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oettinger wrote: Most of em know and don`t give a shit. They even eat porc.
We got a lot of tenants from various muslim countries, obeying to different gods.
They are all cool.
I've been teaching some local Somalis fresh off the boat the ins and outs of drinking at the bar... with mixed success.
They love beer, but hard liquor (whiskey especially) scares the shit out of them.
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