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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:07 pm
waahoohah wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am

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...Okay, I'll tell you.
The "close" woman? Well, she was a little bit loony. And her crazy rarely got along with my crazy. But when they got along...
BUT. The good times were only ever so good. The bad times tended to accumulate. Grow. Expand. I eventually felt more like a caseworker than a boyfriend, so I ended it.

The REAL GODDAMN close woman? Met her in college. Ever meet a person, and know, KNOW, that the world would be a better place if there were more of them and fewer of you in it? That was her.
BUT. Then I dropped out, and moved a dozen times across three states over the next ten years. She stayed home. We kept in touch. Eventually decided to get real. So I moved back.
We tried. it didn't work. we had become different people over the years.
First life lesson I will share with you as a woman and an expert:

ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY.

I shall comment more when I am in a more coherent state of mind.
I know that, thanks.
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Just keepin ' ya in check.
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I think i have never married because i'm hard to be around. I had some amazing women in my life and screwed it up.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:57 am
I think i have never married because i'm hard to be around. I had some amazing women in my life and screwed it up.
Same here. The way I pissed away mom was super funny
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 13, 2017 9:27 am
I married zero times so far and it already is a pain in the ass

Well my goodness dear, you're doing it wrong.

Well, unless, you know.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
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You are the exception and not the rule. All the best to you and may your family flourish!
I can accept the exceptions... As for any flourishes... Gonna have to wait for Grandkids as I have removed myself from the gene pool. Turned the DNA cannon into a play toy.

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Well, there are women who loathe children. Have you met my mother?
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Always look at the mom, and listen to the dad. If he's a screaming blowhard, or she looks like a two ton Walmart beast, run, don't walk.
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Lush City wrote:
Mon May 08, 2017 1:05 am
The lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/
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Savage wrote:
Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:27 am

Well, there are women who loathe children. Have you met my mother?
Jinxed myself. I am now a Divorcee... Have you met my children's Mother?

However, we're still "friends" and a "co-parenting"...
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Gonna find me a random woman down at the shelter and marry her silly. After the delousing and the exchange of vows, I’m going to take her on a honeymoon to wherever it is Dear Booze goes in Mexico. Puerto Pendejo, maybe.
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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:53 pm


Jinxed myself. I am now a Divorcee... Have you met my children's Mother?

However, we're still "friends" and a "co-parenting"...
Patchwork families are such a modern thing. Now you are allowed to get "lit" again.
I`m so happy for you



Ok, really happy for you, but was the divorce any bad?
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Happy new year! Waking up with a hangover and not hearing some screeching voice in you ear should give you a clue.
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oettinger wrote:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 10:30 pm
Patchwork families are such a modern thing. Now you are allowed to get "lit" again.
I`m so happy for you

Ok, really happy for you, but was the divorce any bad?
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Some things have gotten easier... It was a mutual thing and didn't need separate lawyers.

Sex is kind of an issue, but working on that too...

Happy New Year ya'all...
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None of these bitches are worthy of me.
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