Why I never married.

[Lush City]

You don't need to be married. Simply 'cohabitating' for any length of time in Cali will be enough to qualify for a 'palimony' suit. Just thank Lee Marvin for the precedence.

[oettinger]

I am an advocate for monopolymonganism,
you can beat your significant other down to the bones, but after fucking a whole lot of others, you always crawl back cause he or she will still be there in a messy pool of blood and fear.

[Casual Binger]

If you never married bcause you anticipated it would end in divorce, then yeah, it probably would.

Do they have same sex marriage in California? What goes down with alimony etc. with that? Marriage is about legal transfer of assets to family members. Traditionally, this meant having children who were legally recognised and could inherit your property. I guess transferring all your assets to your childless spouse is a novel approach. They do say California is a progressive state. At least, that's what serial killer played by John Malkovich in Con Air said. Maybe that's why there's no foie gras and "fascists" can't speak at Berkeley.

[Lush City]

I am an advocate for monopolymonganism,
you can beat your significant other down to the bones, but after fucking a whole lot of others, you always crawl back cause he or she will still be there in a messy pool of blood and fear.

So sorry to find out that you are really fucking sick.

[oettinger]

Great to find out that you are really fucking cool cartman.

We will have such a great time partying in vegas toghether. Really looking forward to it

[Lush City]

The reason I never married is because I would not part with drinking and staying up late surfing the web. I'm totally intoxicated on the information highway!

[oettinger]

The reason I never married is because I would not part with drinking and staying up late surfing the web. I'm totally intoxicated on the information highway!

Better show up drunk to the wet party than never.

The big "?" is in the end, why did people not mary us? I don`t know the reasons, but looking back I appreciate it

[oldsmartskunk]

I know many happily married couples who are too dumb to realise their lives suck . They serve as low paid breeding cows.

[Artful Drunktective]

The reason I never married is because I would not part with drinking and staying up late surfing the web. I'm totally intoxicated on the information highway!

Have you ever considered that maybe it's really because your potential wives did not approve of the debauchery happening on your spiral staircase? It's also a law suit waiting to happen which means they don't get a dime if you get sued.

The lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/

Why is this directed specifically towards men? My stupid ex husband got way more money off of me than I did him. I guess I shoulda pulled the "bimbo" card.

And ya know what? I don't get a freakin' gold star for living my waning days alone without all the rapage and pillaging of the menfolk's money.

And guess what...it got me nowhere. Kind of like my college degree. Bimbo's don't have one but probably ended up with way more than I did.

[ThirstyDrunk]

At this point I'l marry any one of you. If it's legal in your state.

[Lush City]

The reason I never married is because I would not part with drinking and staying up late surfing the web. I'm totally intoxicated on the information highway!

...

The lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/
...

Yes, unfortunately this is all true. You better be prepared to deal with this solemn fact.
So thanks for being a buzz kill btw!

[Artful Drunktective]

The reason I never married is because I would not part with drinking and staying up late surfing the web. I'm totally intoxicated on the information highway!

...

The lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
https://www.avoiceformen.com/ncfm/the-l ... -of-mgtow/

...

So thanks for being a buzz kill btw!

Uh, ok.

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For the record I don't want to marry a rock star either. For those of you who are married, perhaps you can enlighten... does one marry a fellow drunkard for it to be a success? It would help to know because we want to resurrect the dating thread.
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.p ... lit=dating

[oettinger]

Here`s the deal, I marry Thristy and we adopt all of you. Can`t say that I`m proud of my children though. Would ya`ll please behave now, otherwise: No drink for you next weekend!

[Artful Drunktective]

Here`s the deal, I marry Thristy and we adopt all of you. Can`t say that I`m proud of my children though. Would ya`ll please behave now, otherwise: No drink for you next weekend!

No I'LL marry Thirsty and we will adopt you all. Bunch o' babies.

[mistah willies]

Here`s the deal, I marry Thristy and we adopt all of you. Can`t say that I`m proud of my children though. Would ya`ll please behave now, otherwise: No drink for you next weekend!

No I'LL marry Thirsty and we will adopt you all. Bunch o' babies.

Better yet, everyone gets married all together as one, then I divorce you all and take the booze.

We cool with that?