Dear Booze is gone

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Jimmy Lester {RIP}
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Dear Booze is gone

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} »

Just wanted to let you Chinese fuck baskets know, Dear Booze has passed. More information as it is available.

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Finally, didn`t see that one coming. He had prostate cancer right?
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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sun May 22, 2022 5:51 pm
Just wanted to let you Chinese fuck baskets know, Dear Booze has passed a kidney stone. More thrilling information as it is available.

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I don't know why you guys are considering this as "joke" material, but his widower left me a voicemail this afternoon.

Totally unexpected. Damn.
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Nausea wrote:
Sun May 22, 2022 7:31 pm
his widower left me a voicemail this afternoon.
I think I got the same message.
So you`re telling me you didn`t have to laugh out loud about those embarassing circumstances surrounding his death which the guy describes for 3 plus minutes? I coulnd`t stop laughing and had to rewind it four to five times to enjoy every word in detail again. It was that hilarious.
I`ll pour a fresh one and have another listen to it again actually
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I cried my fucking eyes out today and accidentally sharted at the same time.

He would have loved that.
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Just got back from the wake. It was a pleasure to see some of you there.

For some reason the corpse smelled like asparagus and coconut oil.
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