Random shit

[ThirstyDrunk]

That second one looks just like Brushy Bill!

[oettinger]

It`s either the Arizona mummy or your unshaven wife

[Frankennietzsche]

Isn't the whole point of a moustache that one doesn't have to trim the nose hair?

[Patchez]

Do you think the last guy waxes the lower 'stache with the green grease from the upper one?

[ThirstyDrunk]

No man I believe there is a market for nose hair moustache grease and it can only come from the middle east

[Lush City]

That second one looks just like Brushy Bill!

This discovery ranks with the finding of a true Bigfoot!

[Lush City]

No man I believe there is a market for nose hair moustache grease and it can only come from the middle east

It is truly poetic to see a man with a mustache and a corresponding nose hair growth trained to match the mustache. That is the manly goal if you can tolerate the nasal irritation. That's where booze comes in handy and lots of it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

seriously Bill was brushy because his nosehair mustache looked like a deck scrub bristle head. Brushy Bill.
that nasal hair would be worthy to scour my pots.

[Frankennietzsche]

Now in colour!

[Hugh]

crackwhoreconfessions.com A guy makes porno videos of himself screwing drug addicted women and gets them to talk about the crack whore lifestyle. He's doing them raw and makes it as gross as possible (and this is only from the free previews that I've seen). I guess it's not as low and exploitative as Bum Fights. Definitely a better line of work than a student loan originator.

[scream ale]

Well now that is...something else.

[Artful Drunktective]

Yeah why did I even bother wasting my time going to college?!

[Badfellow]

Crack is whack.

I quite agree, homegirl.

[Savage]

Did you know that when you log in to the Drunk Swamp, you can hide your identity? Woah. I can't imagine wanting to do that. I'm loud and proud and sadly, all too willing to sound like the village idiot.

Anyways, I've been up since the old man plodded off to work (he has to drive the company commuter van, so gawd help him if he oversleeps).
Anywhiches, I don't sleep much, so I write a lot. Nothing you'd ever drop dollar for at B&N I guess, but whatever. Of course I am feeding my possible kidney cancer with bourbon because bourbon is good food, drink some every day.

Anyways, I check the news, because hey! The people who make Pepto Bismol need work. Can't wait for 2020. Thinking good thoughts...

Tell me what you are thinking about. Being a bit handicapped, I don't get out much, so thank god and billy gates for this machine.

[Badfellow]

The weather is perfect. Thinking I might find a patio somewhere and dive into a pool of añjeo margarita. And if you happen to see me go under, please make no attempts to save me as I shall "like a bug in brandy" be swirling about in sotted bliss. Glub, glub, glub.





Also in my random thoughts, I'm thinking "flush the turd on November third".