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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

i was thinking of a new tat, but couldn't decide what to get.
what do y'all think of this http://www.sublimedirectory.com/pod.html
i think its something mom could be proud of.
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Love it! But don't hide that, a stomach wouldn't do it justice. I say go for the face.
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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

gee thanks, what're ya sayin'?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN

i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.

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See that's a great one because the more you drink the bigger the ass hole gets...
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Post by Palinka (RIP) »

Oggar wrote:...the more you drink the bigger the ass hole gets...
With some folk that is always the case.
Sadly...
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Post by jerryg »

the more you drink the bigger the ass hole gets...
With some folk that is always the case.
Sadly

Damn, Palinka, you beat me to it on that one. It was almost too easy...

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Something makes me glad I missed that one.
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Let's see your tats

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I'll show mine but only after I see yours. Don't be shy.... I'm sure as shit ain't but I ain't going first.
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Re: Let's see your tats

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You seriously want to see some male boobies? Seen those during drunkard skype calls, it wasn't a pretty sight. Be careful what you wish for!

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oldsmartskunk wrote:You seriously want to see some male boobies? Seen those during drunkard skype calls, it wasn't a pretty sight. Be careful what you wish for!
Go back to sleep. I said "tats" not TITS!!!!!!!! Men are such pigs! Stop by the club though, I'll show you my tits for $$
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I'm so disgusted i don't even know how to respond to that.

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My Novograd prison tats is being 4 stars. Is making me want to drink with the vodka from the nipple shot.
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I have a tattoo across my forehead that says "RIPT is a molester of rotweillers."
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You guys crak me up . Isnt anyone going to show offf there ink?
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I have no tattoos, but have a great scar on my shin that looks like a nike tick
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