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Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
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oettinger wrote:Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
who was
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DivaBitch wrote:
oettinger wrote:Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
who was
His balls on the wall.

Steel foundry.

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mistah willies wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
oettinger wrote:Balls to the wall. They were founded in a neighbouring town
who was
His balls on the wall.

Steel foundry.
balls are nasty, why i dont do them
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DivaBitch wrote:
mistah willies wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
His balls on the wall.

Steel foundry.
balls are nasty, why i dont do them
I think even google isn`t friends with you anymore
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DivaBitch wrote:
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DivaBitch wrote:
His balls on the wall.

Steel foundry.
balls are nasty, why i dont do them
I think even google isn`t friends with you anymore
What the heck is going on here?

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What the heck is going on here?
thead turned to balls, natsy things they are
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In fairness,balls are proof that God is either a woman,or has an evil sense of humour. Two spheres of utter delicate vulnerability,and where does God put them in the design process? Dangling in an easily targeted position,which is also susceptible to mishaps

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Gall4185 wrote:In fairness,balls are proof that God is either a woman,or has an evil sense of humour. Two spheres of utter delicate vulnerability,and where does God put them in the design process? Dangling in an easily targeted position,which is also susceptible to mishaps
Indeed. A couple of other dangling issues are that they are:

1. Posted at the rear.

2. Smashed between two manly thighs.


Maybe this would be better. They could get some appreciation that they deserve.

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yuo have a tat like this?
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yuo have a tat like this?
I think it looks just like that, accept it
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The Noid was a cultural icon of the 1980's, much like James Watt, the "where's the beef" lady and hairy armpit Madonna, who I think the Poles still pray to.
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Man I aint got no tats or piercings, i aint really about that shit i dont wear jewelry. I wear my drunkeness proudly.
so one night I'm sittin watching TV and there is a show about people who get tatoos and piercings and body mutilations and shit.
They got these dudes branding themselves and I thought shit man i could do that and those dudes are pussys so i was fuckin drunk and high and i heated up my box knife on the stove and branded a nasty scabby blob on my upper arm.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Man I aint got no tats or piercings, i aint really about that shit i dont wear jewelry. I wear my drunkeness proudly.
so one night I'm sittin watching TV and there is a show about people who get tatoos and piercings and body mutilations and shit.
They got these dudes branding themselves and I thought shit man i could do that and those dudes are pussys so i was fuckin drunk and high and i heated up my box knife on the stove and branded a nasty scabby blob on my upper arm.
Good times, good times.
Are you Good ol Glenny Benton`s cousin? "He is renowned for an inverted cross he has repeatedly branded into his forehead over the years."
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