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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Let's see your twats.

Why would I want to post pictures of my exes?

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Hey! I've been called a twat before, so does it count?

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Bur wrote:Hey! I've been called a twat before, so does it count?
only if its got a tat on it
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oettinger wrote:Givemesomepils got some very ugly drug-gang tats in jail.
The needles he uses for his speedballs look cleaner.

Myself? Every time I got enough money for a tat I spend it on hooch and smokes

My girl has some very ugly ones though. Damn I need to puke thinking about it every time...
lol you dick. they were after i got out of jail lol. and i was fucked up so my friend who tattoos convinced me to let him do a couple.
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givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:Givemesomepils got some very ugly drug-gang tats in jail.
The needles he uses for his speedballs look cleaner.

Myself? Every time I got enough money for a tat I spend it on hooch and smokes

My girl has some very ugly ones though. Damn I need to puke thinking about it every time...
lol you dick. they were after i got out of jail lol. and i was fucked up so my friend who tattoos convinced me to let him do a couple.
You were his human practice facility then?
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Let's get to ritualistic "shut up oettinger" war cry!

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givemesomepils wrote:
oettinger wrote:Givemesomepils got some very ugly drug-gang tats in jail.
The needles he uses for his speedballs look cleaner.

Myself? Every time I got enough money for a tat I spend it on hooch and smokes

My girl has some very ugly ones though. Damn I need to puke thinking about it every time...
lol you dick. they were after i got out of jail lol. and i was fucked up so my friend who tattoos convinced me to let him do a couple.
where and lets see them
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Whats up fellow drunkards, back from an amazing bender. Drinks on me today....
*I tried to post a couple of my tats, I have 20 or so...but it says the board attachment quota has been reached. Any chance someone is drunk enough to help me out?
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Miklo wrote:Whats up fellow drunkards, back from an amazing bender. Drinks on me today....
*I tried to post a couple of my tats, I have 20 or so...but it says the board attachment quota has been reached. Any chance someone is drunk enough to help me out?
Upload your tat pix to PhotoBucket (or similar) and post the image URL.
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Re: Let's see your tats

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Hey Diva,

Maybe it's time for you to feed some pics to those thirsty Bastards.

Tats or gtfo


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mistah willies wrote:Hey Diva,

Maybe it's time for you to feed some pics to those thirsty Bastards.

Tats or gtfo


Hey, no harsh meant
we need to vote furst to see who won then the y will get a pm from me :) if yuo want the sexy one
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DivaBitch wrote:I'll show mine but only after I see yours. Don't be shy.... I'm sure as shit ain't but I ain't going first.
I call bullshit.
PM your privates to whoever you want, but you said you were going to show your tats.
This is quickly becoming tedium.
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Re: Let's see your tats

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Badfellow wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:I'll show mine but only after I see yours. Don't be shy.... I'm sure as shit ain't but I ain't going first.
I call bullshit.
PM your privates to whoever you want, but you said you were going to show your tats.
This is quickly becoming tedium.

Agreed.

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