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Freddie AppsHero
Lord of Benders
Posts: 286 Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:47 am
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by Freddie AppsHero » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:45 pm
king buzzo wrote:
Pffhhh, no Australian drinks Foster's.
The Limey wrote:
We have one of those in Melbourne too. Damn, I thought that bar was clever and unique.
Chimneyfish wrote:
Photoshopped. How can I tell? Because everybody knows that women don't poop or fart.
The Limey
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 546 Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:35 pm
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by The Limey » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:15 pm
kowalski wrote:
So, she likes giving head or what?
JohnnyT
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by JohnnyT » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:18 pm
Well, in an attempt at solidarity with our unfortunate lady drunkard from earlier in this thread, I admit I have pissed myself while drunk, but I have never shat myself.
Yet.
The Limey
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 546 Joined: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:35 pm
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by The Limey » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:41 pm
For anyone feeling queasy LOOK AWAY NOW
Chimneyfish
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4026 Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 am
Location: California
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by Chimneyfish » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:46 pm
What the hell? Limey you're disgusting.
Judge
Moderator
Posts: 7725 Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 11:01 pm
Location: Can't find my ass with two hands
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by Judge » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:46 pm
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12348 Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:
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by Frankennietzsche » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:08 pm
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Impish Boozehound
Super Drunkard
Posts: 123 Joined: Tue May 10, 2011 1:44 am
Location: On your left shoulder, choking the life out of the teetotaler on your right, with his own halo.
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by Impish Boozehound » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:49 pm
A throwback to happier times.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
Impish Boozehound
Super Drunkard
Posts: 123 Joined: Tue May 10, 2011 1:44 am
Location: On your left shoulder, choking the life out of the teetotaler on your right, with his own halo.
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by Impish Boozehound » Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:52 pm
Make pink elephants, not war.
Except with that jackass at the end of the bar that keep eyeballing you.
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
JohnnyT
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by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:02 pm
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by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 pm
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by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:45 pm
"Whiskey without regrets" Hahahahahaha
JohnnyT
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by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:56 pm
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by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:12 pm
The whiskey of old guys who wear ties to go fishing.
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by JohnnyT » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:15 pm