...apparently ain't the place to be:
http://thefastertimes.com/absurdnews/20 ... in-canada/
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... -park.html
Green Acres...
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peetie44
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Green Acres...
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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ThirstyDrunk
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greygoose
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Re: Green Acres...
all i could think of was watching zsa zsa gabor on that show and getting wood as a little kid.
she never called me back, either.
she never called me back, either.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Wingman
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Re: Green Acres...
i think she's ready to die.greygoose wrote:all i could think of was watching zsa zsa gabor on that show and getting wood as a little kid.
she never called me back, either.
Stupid should hurt.
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Screwball
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Re: Green Acres...
ThirstyDrunk wrote:I blame it all on the bears.
They are Godless killing machines!!
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felinamojokitty
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Re: Green Acres...
it was eva gabor in the series sweetiegreygoose wrote:all i could think of was watching zsa zsa gabor on that show and getting wood as a little kid.
she never called me back, either.
;)
and you too wingman sweetie..
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greygoose
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Re: Green Acres...
hey, all i know is i wanted to be the bologna in the gabor sister sammich. 'twas a dirty little lad was i.felinamojokitty wrote:it was eva gabor in the series sweetiegreygoose wrote:all i could think of was watching zsa zsa gabor on that show and getting wood as a little kid.
she never called me back, either.
;)
and you too wingman sweetie..
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.