Any other great television shows?

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Same plot, and the same characters

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Then of course there's Justified

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Not to be outdone, CBS released a preview of their already outdated fall lineup for the 2021 viewing season. If you love television, you might actually tolerate some of these shows.


CSI: Detroit. Every week, watch the CSI team solve crimes, mostly as they try to figure out who stole their cars. The plot moves at pace that coincides with the serving of dinners in nursing homes.

Vaginum P.I. Guess who was reassigned female? That’s right, Thomas Magnum is now Theresa Vaginum P.I. and has tits, but getting rid of the mustache has been a bit more problematic.

Fat Fuck & the Black Chick. It’s another situational comedy to fill the gap between commercials for hemorrhoid remedies and denture cream. This one stars the fat guy from that other situational comedy.

One and a Half Men. Chuck Lorre strikes again with this hilarious comedy about a man and his brother, a sex crazed quadriplegic who just can’t seem to keep his erections to himself.

CSI:FBI:CIA:BATF:SWAT. A gritty drama following the exploits of an elite team of special operators from a secret unit of a top agency. Starring Steve Gutenberg.
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
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Then of course there's Justified
That’s good stuff. Raylan Givens is basically the modern version of Seth Bullock from Deadwood.
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Dear Booze wrote:
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Tha Amazing Race. "Red and yellow, black and white. they are precious in his sight..." Yeah, that's all well and good for Jesus, but not for the television-viewing public. We all want to know which race is the best. So, during a 13-week programming cycle, each race will battle it out in contest such as bare knuckle boxing, gardening, hygiene, mock job interviews, and more.
They show re-runs of it here on the eugenics channel
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CSI:FBI:CIA:BATF:SWAT. A gritty drama following the exploits of an elite team of special operators from a secret unit of a top agency. Starring Steve Gutenberg.
We have Gestapo-Berlin on gray and white german tv, with Jürgen Prochnow as offizier Landshosen
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Here are my options for viewing now:

Seven: Loved it the first few times I saw it. But I really don't care about watching it again.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: No thanks.

The Fan: Once was enough. Love DiNero. But once was enough. Don't hate it, but once was enough.

A League of Their Own: No thanks. Once was more than enough.

Daylight: No thanks. Never saw it. I don't care to even try.

Jurassic Park: Fuck me in the goat ass, I just want to watch something good. And this ain't it.

The Photograph: "A woman develops an unexpected romance with a rising journalist while delving into her late mother's early life". WHAT THE FUCK?

For Colored Girls: Not for me.

Nine Months: No interest. Fuck off.

Pitch Perfect: Fuck you, Fuck You. FUCK YOU!

The Flintstones: Jesus H. Christ, Mary and Joseph hangin' off a cross, God Damned Shit!
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Robert Jordan's the Wheel of Time books are getting their own series. Here's to hoping it doesn't suck.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:53 pm

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: No thanks.
The original or one of the many remakes/reboots?

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scream ale wrote:
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Sep 29, 2021 10:53 pm

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: No thanks.
The original or one of the many remakes/reboots?
I have no idea. I also have no recollection of posting that. I was pretty drunk last night. I love it when that happens. It's like leaving a little message for yourself.
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^^^ if you're a horror fan the original (1974) is a classic. Fun as shit to pass out to also.

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Alaskan Bush People: why do they all talk with a severely, Californian vocal fry? Why are they rich? Why aren’t they all dead? Why?

Beat Bobby Flay: I would enjoy beating Bobby Flay in the mouth with a cast iron frying pan. No joke. He’s worse than Bono.

The Wendy Williams Show: the schizoid embolism is playing out before our eyes, should we choose to not gouge them out of our own skulls with a melon baller to avoid watching the whore for the horror.

Gold Rush: Yukon Fucktards: high grade that latest gold nugget straight up your ass, motherfucker.

The Modern Drunkard Magazine Show: airs every three to four months on the Denver Public Access Network, channel u-7749

Life Below Zero: yeah, it’s cold. Fuck off already, I get it. Move to Florida, you fucking hicks.

Lego Masters: I used to like Legos. Now I’d rather step on one rather than watch this interlocking pile of shit.

Too Many Cooks: the best TV show in years, it has everything for everyone. Even Jimmy Lester, Jimmy Lester, Jimmy Lester.
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scream ale wrote:
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^^^ if you're a horror fan the original (1974) is a classic. Fun as shit to pass out to also.
The dance of the Leatherface chainsaw concerto.
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It’s not a TV show, but it could be, and here’s a scene from the 2007 film The Hitcher with a perfectly choreographed accompaniment from Nine Inch Nails.
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