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Friday V is indeed the worst of the worst.
Freddy always entertains atleast, he is some fun lad.
Helloween movies were just flat out boring.
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Dumb and Dumberer. That was the worst sequel of any movie, ever.

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Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:07 pm
Dumb and Dumberer. That was the worst sequel of any movie, ever.
Shit and I really thought about watching that.

What happened to Jim Carey anyway?
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Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:30 pm
Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:07 pm
Dumb and Dumberer. That was the worst sequel of any movie, ever.
What happened to Jim Carey anyway?
Nothing good

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:30 pm
Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:07 pm
Dumb and Dumberer. That was the worst sequel of any movie, ever.
Shit and I really thought about watching that.

What happened to Jim Carey anyway?
That's why the movie was so bad. Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels refused to do that sequel. But yet they agreed to do Dumb and Dumber Too, which still wasn't as good as the original but better than Dumb and Dumberer.

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From Wikipedia
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space was labeled the "Worst Film Ever" by The Golden Turkey Awards. This movie marked the final film appearance of Bela Lugosi. Wood shot only a small amount of test footage featuring his idol Lugosi before the actor's death. Afterwards, the character was played by Tom Mason, the chiropractor of Wood's wife (Kathy O'Hara) at the time, who played his scenes holding the character's cape in front of his face. Wood was apparently undeterred by the numerous physical differences that distinguished Mason from Lugosi – such as height and build, and the fact that Mason was nearly bald while Lugosi retained a full head of hair until he died. Worst of all, Mason may have been the only man in the world who couldn't do an impression of Lugosi's accent. Years later, video distributors such as Avenue One DVD began to make light of this, adding such blurbs as "Almost Starring Bela Lugosi" to the cover art. Numerous critics also pointed out the cheap, hardly believable special effects and kitschy dialogue.

Shot in 1956, the film was not released until 1959 because of difficulty in finding a distributor. It has played at the New Orleans Worst Film Festival. In 1994, Tim Burton directed Ed Wood, which includes some material about the trials and tribulations of making Plan 9. Phil Hall of Film Threat calls it "far too entertaining to be considered as the very worst film ever made".[37] Likewise, John Wirt of The Advocate goes as far as to call it "the ultimate cult flick",[37] and Videohound's Complete Guide to Cult Flicks and Trash Pics states, "In fact, the film has become so famous for its own badness that it's now beyond criticism."[38] Ian Berriman of SFX commented about the unintentional comedy, "Some things are best watched at 3 am, wrapped in the warm glow of drunkenness ... Plan 9 From Outer Space is one of them." The Radio Times Guide to Films described Plan 9 as "the worst film ever made" and "tediously depressing".[39]
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^^^ It's so bad it's kinda funny.

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Everything on netflix sucks, but Pacific Rim or whatever it`s called was the icing on the shitcake. We`ll try amazon prime when shitflicks runs out
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Tremors 4. Granted only the first is actually good and part 2 is tolerable and the rest are well...
But the fourth, sweet fuck is it sloooooooow.

And yet a part of me looks forward to the new one that's coming out in the near future. Too lazy to look it up again.

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E.T.

Number five is still fucking rolling

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Number five is still fucking rolling
^ ^ ^ OMFG can a day go by without some relation to Steve fking Guttenberg? Not on this board!
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Steve is fucking Guttenberg now?

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Steve is fucking Guttenberg now?
Nope Gutt is fucking Steve Berg.
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Bill and Ted Face the Music. I thought I knew what painful was. I was very very very VERY wrong.

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:38 pm
Bill and Ted Face the Music. I thought I knew what painful was. I was very very very VERY wrong.
I haven't seen it but wanted to. As much as I want to hope and dream that I would like it...I trust and believe you whole-heatedly. I can already pre-tell it is most heinous and non-triumphant. How disappointing!
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