Replacing girls with squirrels

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Re: Replacing girls with squirrels

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Squirrel, you know it"s true!
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Mr Boozificator wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2023 12:38 am
Squirrel, you know it"s true!
Only europeans will understand this ^^^


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If we replaced all the girls with squirrels, we would have 4 billion additional squirrels.

Sounds like a win to me (I'm in the acorn business).
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Rich Squirrel - Hall & Oates
Rich Squirrel - Gwen Stefani
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In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End acorns and West End squirrels
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End acorns and West End squirrels
West End squirrels
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Beastie Boys- All I really Want is Squirrels
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The opening line of Billy Bragg's Sexuality

I've had relations with the squirrels of many nations
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Cinnamon Squirrel - Type O Negative
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Duran Duran - Squirrels on film

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Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:
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Cinnamon Squirrel - Type O Negative
My Squirrelfriend's Squirrelfriend was the bigger hit.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 03, 2023 3:05 pm
we would have 4 billion additional squirrels.
We would have a remarkable amount of squirrel shit too. Like a shit ton of squirrel shit.

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^^^ That`s just stupid squirrel problems I`ll never understand
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