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What everyone else said and anything by Rascal Flatts. They should be drawn and quartered at the Superbowl Half Time Show. That would be suitable recompense for the pain they have caused me and millions of other people with adequate hearing.
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I can't stand that snapping her fingers song from Eddie Money. It makes me want to scratch a chalkboard for relief.
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aNYTHING by Aerosmith after Toys in the Attic, all ZZ Top, George Thouroughgood and most powerballads.
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Yeah, Wings sucks. Sir Paul, eh? Sir Crap, I say.
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lanternchikk wrote:Modern Talking. *barfs*
*barfs along*
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Savage Bloody Savage wrote:Yeah, Wings sucks. Sir Paul, eh? Sir Crap, I say.
In Sir Paul's defense, he did have the added handicap of having to find a part for his late wife Linda in every song Wings recorded and/or performed. Even a songwriting genius and one of the greatest singers of our time cannot overcome the most untalented singer/instrumentalist who ever walked the earth.

Many years ago a monitor-mixer, who should have received a knighthood himself for his cunning and bravery, soloed and recorded Linda's monitor-mix, thus allowing her to be presented to the world in all her glory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0

Friend, lover and mother of his children; good. Electric keyboard-playing backup singer; bad.

Next: the best of Yoko O(h)no.
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It's 2010, and by GAWD...the Widow Lennon's STILL got it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
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DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote:
lanternchikk wrote:Modern Talking. *barfs*
*barfs along*
The name of the nauseating duo itself sounds like an expression for throwing up, doesn't it? As in, I'm going to modernly talk on the big white phone.
Drunkenstein44 wrote:It's 2010, and by GAWD...the Widow Lennon's STILL got it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
Hahahah, great find. Yoko sounds like she's barfing and orgasming at the same time!
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Drunkenstein44 wrote:It's 2010, and by GAWD...the Widow Lennon's STILL got it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
That is one of my fears; that someday, I will do that, in a public place. But me, they will put away for a long rest. Yoko gets taken out to a five hundred dollar dinner and has her ass kissed by a passel of idiots. And later, the article in the New Yorker.
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what ever that song is from that corona commercial , dang its over requested when the dj is at the social club
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Drunkenstein44 wrote:
Savage Bloody Savage wrote:Yeah, Wings sucks. Sir Paul, eh? Sir Crap, I say.
In Sir Paul's defense, he did have the added handicap of having to find a part for his late wife Linda in every song Wings recorded and/or performed. Even a songwriting genius and one of the greatest singers of our time cannot overcome the most untalented singer/instrumentalist who ever walked the earth.

Many years ago a monitor-mixer, who should have received a knighthood himself for his cunning and bravery, soloed and recorded Linda's monitor-mix, thus allowing her to be presented to the world in all her glory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0

Friend, lover and mother of his children; good. Electric keyboard-playing backup singer; bad.

Next: the best of Yoko O(h)no.
Wow. That is terrible.
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Mayhem wrote:Wow. That is terrible.
Ditto.
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Coldplay.
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"Livin On A Prayer". Causes me to eject myself what whatever house or establishment i'm on when I hear it. Utter pish.
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"Piano Man"

See, Billy Joel is so cool that he gets everybody in the bar "feelin' alright" and has some fawning toady ask him "man, what are you doing here?" while he runs down the poor hopeless drunks trapped in thier pitiful jobs and miserable lives, who are like, just there to get a drink.

This song screams 'I'm an Arrogant Asshole' from start to finish.
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