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These little gems just frost my brownies with poo:

1. Jesus Take the Wheel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcR8N_v0ymQ Ooh! I just, I just, I just want to take this little ninny and pound her head against that steering wheel. Jesus take the wheel? Seriously? Sorry, he's too busy saving people who cannot save themselves. You, you numb-brained ninny, can save yourself. How 'bout you take the wheel yourowndamnself? I mean, really. I guess you'd just like to throw your hands in the air and watch your baby become road hamburger. You are truly the poster girl for birth control, because you should have never, ever, been allowed to reproduce.

2. Christmas Shoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1wAJ2MU How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. Most especially, when the little farter started whining in the checkout line, and lets us all in on his secret shame: that his dad is a sadistic asshole. "There's not much time." Really? He said this to his little boy? And then the little guy whips out a sack of pennies. Pennies? Seriously? Have we suddenly been transported back to 1930? And maybe I'm a little weird, but I always pictured the shoes he's buying dying mama as shiny red stripper heels, with the light up platforms. But yeah, that's probably just me. Anyway, everyone knows that Jesus prefers plain sandals. And am I the only one who thinks that dying mama looks like the woman in this painting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Marte ... ck_002.jpg

3. In the Ghetto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw As the bullshit flies... If mama don't need another hungry mouth to feed, she has two choices. One, close her flappy legs. Two, hie her heifer ass down to the free clinic, or Planned Parenthood, where the birth control is free for poor folks. And her dumbass son, oh, so angry he is, chose to find the money to buy a damn gun, and lie in the street to get his dumbass shot.

4. Don't Cry, Daddy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8YHBvX4QtM I don't have much to say about this, as I am too shocked and laid out over the idea of some innocent child, recently bereft of his mama, telling daddy "Together we'll find a brand-new Mommy." Really, words fail me at this point. Callous baby as pimp. Call the hairdresser and the priest, as I'm fixing to die.
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Savage...don't forget to read the comments on those vids...takes them to a whole new level of wretchedness.

As a musical person, I can handle about anything except:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvlKp-76io

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Heh, Savage puts it much more eloquently than I ever could...
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Drunkenstein44 wrote:Savage...don't forget to read the comments on those vids...takes them to a whole new level of wretchedness.

As a musical person, I can handle about anything except:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvlKp-76io

Taking the "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland while on meth is how one pre-games before climbing a clock-tower with a duffel bag full of assault rifles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYb8yYlL ... re=channel
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Hmm, I don't know any of those songs except in the ghetto, and I hear that so rarely it doesn't really bother me. Not really sure what radio stations you listen to that play those kinds of songs.

I know you don't go to the bar much Savage, the ones I'm really sick of hearing are the ones that have gotten played over and over and over while I'm working.

Namely:

Journey - Don't stop Believing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barLaHrtvoM

Lynrd Skynrd - Free Bird (though I do love the guitar towards the end)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY

Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (actually whatever Black Eyed Peas songs is popular at the time)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90

Brooks & Dunn - Neon Moon
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They are just songs that randomly piss me off. I first heard the Christmas Shoes one while driving home from Monterey, in 2007. I had just witnessed my little grandson being born, and was in the middle of BFE, when I found a radio station that bragged, "THE ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC STATION! ALL THE TIME!"
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i went to an open mic on wednesday and one guy sang ALL christmas songs. in october. one of the many good reasons to drink.
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l... wrote:i went to an open mic on wednesday and one guy sang ALL christmas songs. in october. one of the many good reasons to drink.
I dunno, that could actually be pretty fucking funny, in an Andy Kaufman/Sacha Baron Cohen awkward/confrontational comedy way.

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Anything by Celine Dion.

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The bubble-gum pop rock shit my stepson (13) is currently loving (he had good taste in music until the girlfriend came along). Fucking Katy Perry and a bunch of other mindless drivel . . .
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Modern Talking. *barfs*
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Almost all of this new country. If it can be played on a pop station it's not country.
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