The Doors

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If you take the song "The End" and replace the word "end" with "ham" it makes for a hell of a time.
You can go a step further and replace most of the nouns with a pork-themed thing, if you wish.
There was a "Doors Tribute Band" here, as I am sure that there are in most metropolitan areas. I went to see them one too many times/for a second time at the behest of a lady friend. An accompanying other friend and I did the above and it really passed the time enjoyingly.
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Lol, just replacing that word makes me laugh. Been listening to the Doors a lot lately while intoxicated. What is it about 27 with Winehouse as well lately as the magic number for so many singers coming to their demise?
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mr.bixby wrote:Lol, just replacing that word makes me laugh. Been listening to the Doors a lot lately while intoxicated. What is it about 27 with Winehouse as well lately as the magic number for so many singers coming to their demise?
I'm gonna guess that it's the earliest you can really die from unchecked drinking/drug use. Well that's obviously not true but you get what I mean. If you just stay fucked up all the time, I think 27 is the earliest your body will quit on you. just a guess.
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mr.bixby wrote:Lol, just replacing that word makes me laugh. Been listening to the Doors a lot lately while intoxicated. What is it about 27 with Winehouse as well lately as the magic number for so many singers coming to their demise?
They realized they hit their peak and everything else will pale in comparison. Plus, people who die early (especially now, with this 27 number) stay famous for longer.

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CRACKING OPEN A FROSTY COLD ONE CAN"T GET ENOUGH
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5B28w51 ... lpage#t=3s listening to them now
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for the true doors fans i recommend the box set with live sets, drunken jams and hidden gems that shine on this box set.

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I got 4 that won't lock and 4 that need painting. You tell me, who's gonna do somthing about this here problem. Sure ain't gonna be this cat, not tonight anyhow.

What I thpught, bastids.

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ChiliDawg wrote:I got 4 that won't lock and 4 that need painting. You tell me, who's gonna do somthing about this here problem. Sure ain't gonna be this cat, not tonight anyhow.

What I thpught, bastids.
chairs. and sandpaper.

there.

now, have a highlife.
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Wingman wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:I got 4 that won't lock and 4 that need painting. You tell me, who's gonna do somthing about this here problem. Sure ain't gonna be this cat, not tonight anyhow.

What I thpught, bastids.
chairs. and sandpaper.

there.

now, have a highlife.

What time ya' comin' up to perform these improvementations?

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ChiliDawg wrote:
What time ya' comin' up to perform these improvementations?
make me an offer. The Redhead has fambly in the hotlanta area....
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Wingman wrote:
ChiliDawg wrote:
What time ya' comin' up to perform these improvementations?
make me an offer. The Redhead has fambly in the hotlanta area....
Guys, you're both lucky I'm extremely busy, because I' be there with the next flight: there's nothing like revamping and drinking.
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Mr Boozificator wrote: Guys, you're both lucky I'm extremely busy, because I' be there with the next flight: there's nothing like revamping and drinking.
would love to have you here, but fyi, our state is almost as big as your country, and we live at oppostie ends of it.
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Wingman wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote: Guys, you're both lucky I'm extremely busy, because I' be there with the next flight: there's nothing like revamping and drinking.
would love to have you here, but fyi, our state is almost as big as your country, and we live at oppostie ends of it.
This just reminded me how much I love America.
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Mr Boozificator wrote: This just reminded me how much I love America.
love it or hate it, there certainly is a lot of it.








better to love it, then, i suppose.
Stupid should hurt.

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