It`s steaming hot today, atleast the humidity went away.
Still so, a refresher that is heretic because of all the non alcoholic substances used:
Vodka three parts
one part tonic
one part sprite
quarter part (if that) lemon juice
two parts soda water
everything ice cold. That mix is not to bold and garantees me surviving the afternoon but will eventually lead me into satans lap
Heretical Drink Recipes
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Hiccup I must report, that the first recipe isn`t that accurate.
As you get drunker you might aswell skip that water and place vodka in the place of tonic.
Oh and screw that icecold thing. Otherwise you are not as lazy as I am...
You`ll end up with a vodak and a finger of sprite and a squeeze of lemon, if you didn`t forget that also
Prosit, this is called the squeeze
As you get drunker you might aswell skip that water and place vodka in the place of tonic.
Oh and screw that icecold thing. Otherwise you are not as lazy as I am...
You`ll end up with a vodak and a finger of sprite and a squeeze of lemon, if you didn`t forget that also
Prosit, this is called the squeeze
Drink!
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oettinger wrote:Hiccup I must report, that the first recipe isn`t that accurate.
As you get drunker you might aswell skip that water and place vodka in the place of tonic.
Oh and screw that icecold thing. Otherwise you are not as lazy as I am...
You`ll end up with a vodak and a finger of sprite and a squeeze of lemon, if you didn`t forget that also
Prosit, this is called the squeeze
PROSIT!
Squeeze? Damn cool name for a band.
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Well, let's face it, they were "Cool for Cats!"mistah willies wrote:...Squeeze? Damn cool name for a band.
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The Brutal Mexican.
No, I don't think I'll actually try it.
No, I don't think I'll actually try it.
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Maybe not together, but I like the idea of a shot and a sip.
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Me too. Your own urine and some drinkSmatter Noguts wrote:Maybe not together, but I like the idea of a shot and a sip.
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I leave the glass on the table. It takes both hands to operate my proboscisoettinger wrote:Me too. Your own urine and some drinkSmatter Noguts wrote:Maybe not together, but I like the idea of a shot and a sip.
It gets a bit wily no wand then. I have to mop afterwards beacuse there are ladies in thsi house. we are not just a gang of unruly men. we are a gang of ruly men.
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Guinness, pomtefract (liquorice) cakes, cornflakes, hot dog brine and cheap dry sherry.
It'll play merry havok with your bo-bos.
It'll play merry havok with your bo-bos.
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Jack in my half-full flask. I think i need to order a new one now
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
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You operated your proboscis and then Jacked into your half-full flask?!?!?!mistah willies wrote:Jack in my half-full flask. I think i need to order a new one now
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I despise vodka, and so I have been told many times that my bloody mary with gin is heresy. I know there's a name for that, red snapper maybe? Something. Anyway I've been told many times how disgusting and heretical my favorite breakfast drink is.
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No qualms there... I used to despise vodka myself. I have evolved into enjoying it, in the form of an ice-cold shot.hossthomas wrote:I despise vodka, and so I have been told many times that my bloody mary with gin is heresy. I know there's a name for that, red snapper maybe? Something. Anyway I've been told many times how disgusting and heretical my favorite breakfast drink is.
As you said, a Mary with gin is called a Red Snapper, and it's completely legit.
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"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
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Yeah, I love a red snapper. Not a fan of the name though, I'm gonna come up with something bad ass to call it.booznik wrote:No qualms there... I used to despise vodka myself. I have evolved into enjoying it, in the form of an ice-cold shot.hossthomas wrote:I despise vodka, and so I have been told many times that my bloody mary with gin is heresy. I know there's a name for that, red snapper maybe? Something. Anyway I've been told many times how disgusting and heretical my favorite breakfast drink is.
As you said, a Mary with gin is called a Red Snapper, and it's completely legit.
And, as far as vodka goes, I pulled a dumb stunt when I was a kid and landed in the emergency room with alcohol poisoning. That's been almost 15 years ago but I still can't stand so much as a whiff of vodka.
into each life a little stroh's must fall - surreal
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory