Hung Balls

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RIPT

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Post by RIPT »

Take one part ego

One part dignity

One part desire

Add one liter of booze (your choice)

Blend it, drink it, and then bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

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Re: Hung Balls

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RIPT Shirt wrote:Take one part ego

One part dignity

One part desire

Add one liter of booze (your choice)

Blend it, drink it, and then bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!
Can I substitute lack of shame for the one part dignity?
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.

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