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Drinks for web comic fans

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http://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/inde ... _Webcomics

It features drinks inspired by the many web comics circulating our beloved web.

Examples include;

Microsoft Beta Release:
Fill the fanciest shotglass around with 2 oz dihydrogen oxide: 1 oz liquid form, 1 oz solid.
In a separate glass, combine 4 oz nitrogen with 1 oz oxygen and splashes of argon, carbon dioxide, neon, helium, methane, hydrogen, and ozone. Heat to 100 degrees Fahrenheit/38 degrees Celsius. Add this mixture to the dihydrogen oxide according to taste.
Charge $50 per shot and claim any dissatisfaction results from end user error.

PVP: Also known as a First Person Shooter.
Shake 1 1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps, 1 1/2 oz. Vodka, 4 oz. Pineapple Juice, and 1 oz. Blue Curacao in a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour into highball glass and serve. Must be mixed and drank by yourself (making it a "First Person Shooter").

Shirt Ninja:
Pour 2 oz Sake into a highball glass. Add 6 oz Pepsi and a couple of ice cubes, and serve. While drinking, speak in yellow subtitles.

Some of them are inspired, but they could do with more booze and less of the mixers.


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Erode the Human Soul

6 Parts Cheap Bourbon (yeah, it gets caps)
2 Parts lemon-lime soda
3 dashes of bitters

Pour Cheap Bourbon over ice in a large glass. Add soda, then splash bitters. As the bitters descend and swirl, think about how life doesn't live up to your expectations. Drink half. Think about how you are worth so much more than you get. Drink the other half. Build another. Think about how you should totally punch out that asshole at the bar from last week. Drink some more liquid courage. Practice your Irish accent because, hey, Irish people are tough, drink, and fight. And you're going to need all those traits because goddamnit, vengence will be yours! Build another drink. Drink half. Life ain't so bad anymore.

When the carpet becomes your chaser, you have properly eroded your soul. You spineless loser. Now go out and kick that hangover's ass in a pre-title match bout before you find that asshole from the bar last week.

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