Kentucky Derby

[Smatter Noguts]

I once got so drunk on these I proclaimed the non-existance of GOD.
Only a full order of Sausage biscuits and Gravy at a Kentucky Bob Evans day after the race uncrossed my eyes and restored faith.

Mint Julip

1 cup Old Grand Dad
Ice to within 2 inches of the top of the blender
Corn Syrup (less than 1/2 cup) to top of ice. Most store-bought corn syrups have a trace amount of vanilla, you want this kind.
1 drop Peppermint Oil (Don't over do this, a timy amount goes a long way
Garnish (optional)

Blend to a slurpy consistency.

Drink. Repeat often.