DOTW 8/7/06

[*****]

Barca, MeanOldLady, and I were sitting at The Red Lion Tavern last night for an impromptu endrunkening. Well, it was improptu for me. They obviously had plans. Evil plans.

So I roll up to their table and order a .5 liter of Kostriker and a shot of WT101. Barca comments that my order is what they were getting rounds of. So we move on to a pitcher. Downstairs to one of their 3 bars, as it begining to get cold. And they didn't believe that there was a lesbian couple at the bar until the mannish one took Barca's seat.

In honor of this auspicious occasion, the taking of Barca's seat, he let me know that I should post the Monkey Knife Fight. MOL and I had commented on a friend's Frangelico + vanilla Vodka shot, the Birthday Cake, and Barca countered with this Oggar/Roomie/Barca concoction:

1 Part Frangelico
1 Part white Creme de Cacao
1 Part Bourbon
1 Part Cream

The Frangelico is the monkey. The Creme de Cacao is the monkey sweetheart they fight over. The Bourbon is the knife. The cream...I'm not really sure what the cream is. Monkey blood? Monkey tears? The spunk of the victorious monkey?

Barca then told me that the unholy Mankato trifecta had put club soda in it as well and I threw up a little bit in my mouth. I muttered something about this being a family publication and that I'd have none of that "5th ingredient" nonsense in my post.

In other news, Barca should be back by the end of the week as he is aquiring a new Mac laptop. And he call MeanOldLady a Mandrill. I mentioned that I had never seen her ass so I'd have to take his word for it. And he punched me for honking at the cop last time I drove them home.

[Martini Time]

And he call MeanOldLady a Mandrill. I mentioned that I had never seen her ass so I'd have to take his word for it.

I believe only the males have the uniquely colored posterior.

Barca should be back by the end of the week as he is aquiring a new Mac laptop.

Pretty broad term, here. Purchase? Coercion? Borrowing? All out theft?

I know that my barkeep is going to look at me sideways when I order a Monkey Knife Fight...so be it. Thanks for the fine pinch-hitting, good Doctor.

Cheers!

[Shot Time]

Barca, MeanOldLady, and I were sitting at The Red Lion Tavern last night for an impromptu endrunkening. Well, it was improptu for me. They obviously had plans. Evil plans.

So I roll up to their table and order a .5 liter of Kostriker and a shot of WT101. Barca comments that my order is what they were getting rounds of. So we move on to a pitcher. Downstairs to one of their 3 bars, as it begining to get cold. And they didn't believe that there was a lesbian couple at the bar until the mannish one took Barca's seat.

In honor of this auspicious occasion, the taking of Barca's seat, he let me know that I should post the Monkey Knife Fight. MOL and I had commented on a friend's Frangelico + vanilla Vodka shot, the Birthday Cake, and Barca countered with this Oggar/Roomie/Barca concoction:

1 Part Frangelico
1 Part white Creme de Cacao
1 Part Bourbon
1 Part Cream

The Frangelico is the monkey. The Creme de Cacao is the monkey sweetheart they fight over. The Bourbon is the knife. The cream...I'm not really sure what the cream is. Monkey blood? Monkey tears? The spunk of the victorious monkey?

Barca then told me that the unholy Mankato trifecta had put club soda in it as well and I threw up a little bit in my mouth. I muttered something about this being a family publication and that I'd have none of that "5th ingredient" nonsense in my post.

In other news, Barca should be back by the end of the week as he is aquiring a new Mac laptop. And he call MeanOldLady a Mandrill. I mentioned that I had never seen her ass so I'd have to take his word for it. And he punched me for honking at the cop last time I drove them home.

haha

[The Lush]

Gah, more cream action again. Ach well, my usual dive only has one of the ingredients listed below, so I guess this week it wil have to be straight Bourbon, unless I decide to try this out when I have breakfast on Sunday.

[Thee Totaller]

Frangelico is a fine flavor that don't get enough props around here.

And here I'd always thought Tony was known as "The Mandrill". But, omerta, so I'll shut up now.

[Shmoo]

Frangelico is a fine flavor that don't get enough props around here.

And here I'd always thought Tony was known as "The Mandrill". But, omerta, so I'll shut up now.

I'm a big fan of it myself.

2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Frangelico in a rocks glass. Simple and to the point.

[Sgt. HSA]

And he punched me for honking at the cop last time I drove them home.

You're supposed to pull that stunt when someone else is driving !

[liquor&poker]

And he punched me for honking at the cop last time I drove them home.

You're supposed to pull that stunt when someone else is driving !

See, this is why HE'S the Sarge.

[Oggar]

I remember a discussion about creating a drink called the Monkey Knife Fight but have no recollection of the actuall drink. I guess those sorts of thing are bound to happen.

[Professor Roomie]

I have no recollection of either conversation or drink. I view this as further evidence of what a kickass time I had while Barca was here.